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It's Halloween, and what says spooky goings-on more than … Jack Benny. Tonight, we have two episodes of very different shows, but both starring Jack Benny. We start off with "The Jack Benny Program." Everyone is invited to Jack's house for a Halloween party. There's crazy costumes, disappointing food and drink, and lots of jokes about the bygone days of vaudeville. Then Jack takes a dramatic turn playing a mild-mannered piano tuner who stumbles into the worlds of theft and murder on "Suspense."

Episodes

The Jack Benny Program November 3, 1940 "Jack's Halloween Party" 3:21

Suspense April 5, 1951 "Murder in G Flat" 33:18

It's back-to-school time on this episode of "Presenting the Transcription Feature." And we all need to laugh, so here's two comedy episodes. First, we'll visit Ivy College, where the mellifluous British actor Ronald Colman and his real-life wife, the equally mellifluous Benita Hume, star as "The Halls of Ivy." He is the president of one of those small Midwestern colleges that predominated in movies and radio shows of the era. She, his wife, who has given up her career on the stage to be his helpmeet. This episode, while full of laughs, has a lot of heart too. The show's dialog is informed and witty – as befits Colman's always-sophisticated persona, and "The Halls of Ivy" even won a Peabody Award in 1950. Then we drop in on high school to see "Our Miss Brooks." Here, Eve Arden plans a relaxing pre-return-to-work picnic. But those plans soon go awry. This episode starts off a little silly. There's the sit-com trope of people pretending to be other people, but, as we approach the end, it really pays off hilariously. Plus, you get Gale Gordon and Frank Nelson in one episode.

Episodes

The Halls of Ivy March 19, 1952 "The Oldest Living Graduate" 2:35

Our Miss Brooks September 11, 1949 "The School Board" aka "Head of the Board" 28:23

"HORNET, SAVE THYSELF"AIRED: MARCH 3, 1967

Britt is accused of murder after he kills a former employee in a room full of witnesses. Now, he must break ranks with Scanlon and go rogue as the Hornet in order to prove his innocence. John and Jim use this episode as an example of a point they've been making since the very beginning of the podcast, the missed potential in only making these episodes thirty minutes in length. Despite this, one of the two ranks this episode as one of the best in the series, plus Jim does a wicked impression of Roger Corby from Star Trek.

The Green Hornet: A History of Radio, Motion Pictures, Comics and Television by Martin Grams and Terry Salomonson is a reference work we're consulting as we move through the series. Pick up your copy by clicking on the link and getting it today.

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"Bubi, Bubi, Who's Got the Ruby?" & "1001 Faces of the Riddler"Aired October 12, 1968

Catwoman and Penguin are at odds over a priceless ruby and the Terrific Trio are caught in the middle in our two-part story review. Next, Riddler is back in town and he's using disguises to throw the Dynamic Duo off his trail even more so than his riddles.​

​In addition, John and Dan Greenfield, creator and author of the 13th Dimension discuss whether Ted Knight did the voice of Commissioner Gordon and how cool it would be if Funko's Pop Vinyl line did a series based on the Filmation cartoon. Plus, Dan talks about the relationship between Gordon and Bruce Wayne that started all the way at the beginning of the Batman comic in Detective Comics in 1939.

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Episode 44 Jack C. Harris With the conclusion of our reviews of DC Comics' 1977 run of The Mighty Isis comic series, we're proud to present our interview with The Mighty Isis writer Jack C. Harris. Harris talks with us about how he got the assignment to write the book, the abrupt cancellation, and his plans with the series had it moved forward. Plus, we talk Kamandi and Captain Marvel in this all new episode.

We'll start off tonight with The One, The Only, Groucho! on "You Bet Your Life." Tonight, Groucho Marx interviews the usual assortment of unusual high school students, assistant district attorneys, housewives, and are dog trainers that different from piano teachers? Then on Old Time Radio's premier science fiction anthology program, "X Minus One," comes an adaptation of Isaac Asimov's "C-Chute." It was first published in the October 1951 issue of "Galaxy" magazine. It's a study in racism, patriotism, and the folly of war.

Episodes

You Bet Your LifeFebruary 22, 1950 "The Secret Word is 'Table'" 2:20

X Minus OneFebruary 8, 1956 "C-Chute" 32:42

For the Fourth of July, we're going to present two Independence Day-themed episodes of classic old time radio. First drama then comedy. "Family Theater" was a family-friendly anthology show featuring a mix of original stories and adaptations of literary classics, usually starring big names from Hollywood. This week's program is a dramatization of a particular moment in history -- the writing of The Declaration of Independence. It's narrated by Loretta Young and stars Robert Stack as Thomas Jefferson. And, if you are a fan of the musical "1776," note what's the same in this adaptation and what's different. Then on "Our Miss Brooks," our intrepid heroine plans to meet her boyfriend in the countryside for the 4th of July weekend.

Episodes

Family Theater July 1, 1953 "The Longest Hour" 2:42

Our Miss Brooks July 3, 1949 "July 4th Trip to Eagle Springs" aka "Conklin's Blood Pressure" 26:03

It's summer time, and I want to present a couple of summer-themed and summer-adjacent radio shows. We'll start off with real American politician, writer, and newspaper publisher Will Rogers, Jr playing a fictional Will Rogers, Jr who runs the fictional small-town newspaper, the "Illyria Weekly Gazette." What else says summer more than a county fair, with lots of people partaking in various competitions? Well, this year, the ladies of Illyria have decided not to participate. Whither the jams, jellies, and pickles? Then, I finally get around to presenting "Lum and Abner." The show was created by, and stars, Chester Lauck as Lum and Norris Goff as Abner, the owners of the financially disastrous Jot 'Em Down general store. The show was a 15-minute continuing serial, a comedy soap opera. In both of tonight's episodes, the boys are planning vacations.

Episodes

Rogers of the Gazette October 22, 1953 "Eula Horner and the County Fair" 2:27

Lum and Abner September 8, 1942 "Back to Nature" aka "Vacation" 34:10

July 19, 1945 "Store Closed for Vacation" 46:17

The character of A.J. Raffles was created by E.W. Hornung in 1898. Hornung was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's brother-in-law, and he was inspired to write about a sort of anti-Sherlock Holmes. His Raffles is thief, to be sure, but one who was charming. Raffles an "an amateur cracksman," who lives the life of a gentleman. But if you don't actually have an independent income, you have to be able to finance your lifestyle somehow. "Screen Directors' Playhouse" adapted popular films to radio, often with the movie's same stars and directors. There had been several silent film adaptations of Hornung's tales, as well as a 1930 film starring Ronald Colman and a 1939 film starring David Niven. This broadcast adapts the 1939 film and features the equally suave-voiced Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.

Episode

Screen Directors' Playhouse September 14, 1951 "Raffles" 3:30

We begin with the "College Quiz Bowl," as students from Tulane go up against their counterparts from Northwestern. As always, some of the topics are very specific to the day, but we 21st Century residents should still be able to answer quite a lot. Are you up on the names of pop culture family members, Winston Churchill's writings, and tea in the news? Then, we return to the contemporary (1950s, as opposed to the "old") west with the adventures of "Bobby Benson and the B Bar B Riders." This Western centered on a 12-year-old boy who had inherited a Texas cattle ranch, and was packed with rustlers, cattle drives, and all the usual things American kids of the 1950s would have enjoyed. This particular episode features action, mysticism, and a couple of moral lessons.

Episodes

College Quiz Bowl October 24, 1953 "Tulane vs Northwestern" 2:25

Bobby Benson and the B-Bar-B RidersNovember 17, 1951"The Lost Tribe"35:46