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"Forecast" was a radio show specifically designed to try out new shows. Both "Suspense" and "Duffy's Tavern" got their starts there. Tonight, we present the pilot for a show I would have absolutely loved had it gone to series, but alas it did not. "Leave It To Jeeves," was inspired by the P.G. Wodehouse tales of young man-about-town Bertie Wooster and his personal gentleman's gentleman, Jeeves. Starring Edward Everett Horton and Alan Mobray, respectively, this tale doesn't actually adapt any of the Wodehouse tales, but it does take the structure and pay homage to the sort of situations in which Bertie and Jeeves were always finding themselves: engagements, errands for aunts… Any Wodehouse fan will be at home in this comic, twisty misadventure. Then "X Minus One" adapts Murray Leinster's science fiction tale of time travel by phone call, "Sam, This Is You."

Episodes

Forecast August 12, 1940 "Leave It To Jeeves" 2:49

X Minus One October 31, 1956 "Sam, This Is You" 34:18

Tonight, we return to Orson Welles' "The Mercury Theatre on the Air." In this adaptation of Jules Verne's "Around the World in 80 Days," Welles plays British gentleman adventurer Phileas Fogg, who has wagered his personal fortune that he can circumnavigate the globe in just that time. Filled with fantastic music by Bernard Herrmann, top-notch sound effects, and a great supporting cast, Welles does the tale proud.

Episode

The Mercury Theatre on the Air October 23, 1938 "Around the World in 80 Days" 3:28

Nero Wolfe, the brilliant, but lazy, detective created by Rex Stout, famously almost never left his house. One of the few things that could stir him was his love of orchids. In tonight's episode of "The New Adventures of Nero Wolfe," starring Sydney Greenstreet, it is indeed some of those lovely plants that draw him into a murder at a flower shop. Then on "The Jack Benny Program," Jack and the gang are planning to take the train to New York … if their adventures at the station don't derail them first.

Episodes

The New Adventures of Nero Wolfe December 29, 1950 "The Case of The Bashful Body" 1:42

The Jack Benny Program February 21, 1954 "Jack At the Train Station" aka "Train Trip to New York" 31:58

We start off tonight with an episode of "Suspense" that isn't all that suspenseful, i.e. spooky. But it's a lot of fun. "The Lost Special" is based on a non-Sherlock Holmes story by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, which first appeared in "The Strand Magazine" in August, 1898. Orson Welles narrates. This is an Armed Forces Radio rebroadcast, which means the ads have been taken out. It was played overseas for US troops. Then, our guests on tonight's episode of the quiz show "Information Please" are science popularizer Bernard Jaffe and … Harpo Marx? Yes. The show revels in the sheer novelty of having Harpo, the one Marx Brother who doesn't speak, on a panel, and he still manages be witty and delightful.

Episodes

Suspense September 30, 1943"The Lost Special"2:04

Information PleaseOctober 25, 1938 "Guests: Bernard Jaffe and Harpo Marx"33:18

We start off tonight with a murder as investigated by those charming amateur sleuths, "Mr. and Mrs. North." Then we get seasonal with "Fibber McGee and Molly," as Fibber attempts to celebrate Pancake Day (Shrove Tuesday, aka Fat Tuesday or Mardi Gras) by serving his wife a pancake breakfast in bed.

Episodes

Mr. and Mrs. NorthSeptember 1, 1953"No Vacation From Murder"1:35 Fibber McGee and Molly Pancake DayFebruary 26, 195227:54

This late January marks both the birth and death of actor J. Carrol Naish, who was born on January 21, 1896 and died just shortly after his 77th birthday on January 24, 1973. Naish received two Oscar nominations for his supporting roles in the films "Sahara" (1943) and "A Medal for Benny" (1945), the latter of which also earned him a Golden Globe. But he also had an extensive radio career. Most prominently, he was the star of "Life With Luigi," which cast him as a naïve Italian immigrant, Luigi Basco. For all its stereotypes, and – because it was a comedy, its exaggerations – the series reflected the affection immigrants held for their new nation and home. "Life With Luigi" is ultimately about making a new life in a land of infinite possibilities, and the desire to truly integrate one's self into the best of American culture. Tonight, we present two very different performances by Nash. The first is someone the polar opposite of the sweet Luigi. In this episode of "Suspense," Naish plays a conniving, murderous husband. Will crime pay? Then on "Life With Luigi," our hero's quest to become a citizen is thwarted by his countryman, Pasquale (played by Fred Flintstone himself, Alan Reed).

Episodes

Suspense August 1, 1946 "Commuter's Ticket" 2:44

Life With Luigi January 10, 1950 "Luigi's First Citizenship Papers" 32:41

I like to start off the new year with these adaptations by "The Lux Radio Theater." Tonight, Leslie Howard reprises his 1934 starring role as the original secret identity hero, "The Scarlet Pimpernel." Here, Olivia de Havilland plays his wife. A year later, the two would appear as husband and wife again, in "Gone with the Wind," as Ashley Wilkes and Melanie Hamilton. Radio lends itself well to "The Scarlet Pimpernel," which began life as a 1903 play, and so, from the start, has always relied heavily on dialog.

Episode

The Lux Radio Theater December 12, 1938 "The Scarlet Pimpernel" 2:40

Here's two more Christmas episodes to round out this December. We'll start off with a drama, then some comedy. "This Is Your FBI" ran on ABC radio from April of 1945 to January of 1953. It dramatized real cases from the files of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. No less than the head of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover, praised the show, calling it "the finest dramatic program on the air." Then for comedy, who else but the crew from "The Jack Benny Program." This episode is from December 1937. The show had been on the air for five years, and this is the first of what would become a regular holiday feature, Jack going Christmas shopping. It doesn't feature Jack being indecisive over a gift, which I always thought they overused, but it does have the usual stable of crazy fellow shoppers and employees, including Frank Nelson as the floorwalker.

Episodes

This Is Your FBI December 24, 1948 "The Return of St. Nick" 2:18

Jack Benny December 12, 1937 "Christmas Shopping" 33:41

All December it's Christmas episodes on "PTTF." We'll start off tonight with a mystery and then a comedy. These Christmas episodes are from the same year, and, as it happens, only one day apart. First up, we hear from that sultry-voiced PI, "Candy Matson." Then we'll see what Eve Arden as "Our Miss Brooks" has planned for Christmas.

Episodes

Candy Matson December 19, 1949 "Jack Frost" 2:40

Our Miss Brooks December 18, 1949 "A Letter to Santa" 32:27

As we approach Thanksgiving, we're going to start off with a Turkey Day-themed crime drama and then then a comedy. "Jeff Regan, Investigator" starred Jack Webb as a private investigator working for the International Detective Bureau. The show just barely pre-dates "Dragnet," and Webb's Regan is even drier in delivery than Joe Friday, and more sarcastically verbose. In tonight's episode, he's dispatched to retrieve a turkey from a mysterious estate, and finds murder and mayhem. Then "My Friend Irma" was one of those radio comedies that spawned a whole franchise. The series centers on the comic mis-adventures of two single girls sharing an apartment in the big city. Each episode is narrated by the bright, reliable Jane Stacy. It's never long before her friend and roommate, the pretty, but scatterbrained, Irma Peterson, gets everyone into some sort of wacky situation. This time, it's planning a Thanksgiving dinner.

Episodes

Jeff Regan, Investigator November 20, 1948 "The Pilgrim's Progress" 2:38

My Friend Irma November 15, 1948 "Thanksgiving Turkey" aka "Thanksgiving is Approaching" 33:54