Baa baa black sheep - have you any conscience?

Clovis braves hysterical parents and Christian Scientists in his search for hollandaise.

If music be the food of hatred...

"One can discourage too much history in one's family, but one cannot always prevent geography."

Saki's darkest tale, a stark warning to all domineering guardians not to go ferreting around where they're not wanted...

The quest for domestic harmony is no joking matter... (This revised version corrects a missing section in the earlier upload.)

When Clovis overhears a railway passenger lamenting his humdrum life, he wates no time in devising a remedial program - or should that be pogrom?

An alternative history of the Suffragette movement, where the cat-and-mouse act is replaced by the cat-and-cream act...

Beauty may be only skin deep, but what about art?

Clovis finds a revolutionary way of avoiding an unpleasant stay at the Bastables' country seat.