the Chumpcast | Nerd News & Movie Reviews

Welcome back chumps.

There is a worst day of the year, and we can prove it mathematically. You're welcome to debate, but you'd probably lose. We though this was a fitting dumb question seeing as it's Friday the 13th and our crappy luck brought us to go see Happy Death Day starring Jessica Rothe. Spoilers come between 53:00 and 1:00:45, but there's really nothing to spoil. Make sure you hang around after to hear our recommendations for the week.

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Question time, Chumps...

Everybody has a video game that they want to see made into a movie. That's boring. But what if you could mix Street Fighter with Kill Bill? Or Mario Kart with The Fast and the Furious? That's our dumb question this week, and believe me, Brick has plenty to say. We also discuss the possible ramifications of an NFL player killing someone on the field, give our Best Man/Woman/Thing alive of the week, and review the newest Tom Cruise movie; American Made. Spoilers come from 58:30 to 1:12:45, but make sure to listen to the end for our recommendations of the week.

Make sure to hit us up on Insta and Twitter (@thechumpcast) or send us an email at [email protected].  We also have merch for sale at teepublic.com!

If you like us, tell a friend and leave a rating on iTunes, It really helps!

Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

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The end is nigh, chumps...

Imagine if you will, a world in ruins. The apocalypse is here and it's time for you to assemble a team. Which of your favorite TV and movie stars make the cut? Do you field a team exclusively built from The Rock's characters? Maybe Will Ferrell instead? Of course, we draft our crew and argue the results alongside special guest Andy from GlitchUp.com. Make sure you check them out, along with the newly released GlitchCast. Our movie review this week is for the long awaited Kingsman sequel, The Golden Circle. Spoilers from 51:45 until 1:06:15, but make sure you stick around after for our weekly recommendations.

Make sure to hit us up on Insta and Twitter (@thechumpcast) or send us an email at [email protected].  We also have merch for sale at teepublic.com!

If you like us, tell a friend and leave a rating on iTunes, It really helps!

Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

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Bro, it's new episode time. Are you bro enough?

Join Mark and Smithers as they discuss the WORST roles to be cast in (think terrorist, King Joffrey, or Dick Cheney), submit new entrants for Best Man Alive of all Time of the Week, consider a few new movie trailers, and review one of the most bro movies of the year....American Assassin.  Spoilers for the film span from 48:20 - 1:02:30, but be sure to stick around afterwords for our weekly recommendations.

Make sure to hit us up on Insta and Twitter (@thechumpcast) or send us an email at [email protected].  We also have merch for sale at teepublic.com!

If you like us, tell a friend and leave a rating on iTunes, It really helps!

Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

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What's up Chumps?!?!

How much do clowns scare you? If the answer is "not at all", you're wrong and also a sociopath. We saw the It remake this week, and that shit was terrifying. In honor of that, we talk about the real life stuff that scares us, argue about drunk uncles, talk some news, and give our best people alive of the week. Spoilers for It come in at 41:00, but make sure to hang around for our weekly recommendations at 1:01:30.

Make sure to hit us up on Insta and Twitter (@thechumpcast) or send us an email at [email protected].  We also have merch for sale at teepublic.com!

If you like us, tell a friend and leave a rating on iTunes, It really helps!

Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

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What did you think of the big fight, chumps? Was it worth the wait, or over hyped? Better yet, how much dough would it take to get you in the ring with one of these guys?

Other topics this week include a litigious Bill Nye, plenty of upcoming movie news, DC and Warner Brothers talk, and our full review of the Netflix original series Ozark starring Jason Bateman. Spoilers come in at 38:35.

Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive.

Welcome back!

With Mark of trying to kill himself in Las Vegas, Drunk Erica fills in admirably. Join us as we discuss the best part of being a redneck, cast the upcoming Jetson's TV show, argue almost constantly, and review Logan Lucky! Spoilers come in at 41:50. 

Make sure to hit us up on Insta and Twitter (@thechumpcast) or send us an email at [email protected].  We also have merch for sale at teepublic.com!

If you like us, tell a friend and leave a rating on iTunes, It really helps!

Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

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It's the moment you've been waiting for...

GAME OF THRONES TALK! We delve deep into season 7 and talk battles, expectations, our favorites, who should die, and speculate wildly.  GoT also leads us into a discussion about our most hated tv/movie characters ever. We got a little bit of news this week, Mark pays off his Emoji Movie bet, and we submit our Best Man/Woman/Pickle/Cheeto alive for the week!

Make sure to hit us up on Insta and Twitter (@thechumpcast) or send us an email at [email protected].  We also have merch for sale at teepublic.com!

If you like us, tell a friend and leave a rating on iTunes, It really helps!

Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

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What's up Chumps?

I don't really have an excuse for this episode going completely off the rails and never coming back around. Honestly, I don't feel bad about it.  We talk all sorts of nonsense about things that you can't look manly while doing, upcoming fights, and lots of things being stupid. No spoilers for anything in this episode, but let's just say that there is definitely a twist ending...

Make sure to hit us up on Insta and Twitter (@thechumpcast) or send us an email at [email protected].  We also have merch for sale at teepublic.com!

If you like us, tell a friend and leave a rating on iTunes, It really helps!

Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

CHUMPS OUT

Alright Chumps, picture this...

You're riding into a vicious battle alongside a currently famous pop star for some inexplicable reason.  Who do you want it to be? Who's going to go above and beyond to make sure you get out alive? 

Obviously, this is our Dunkirk review episode. Other topics include snitch-ass birds, Disney retreads, Christopher Nolan hating on Netflix, San Diego Comic Con news, Will Smith's return to the top of the rap game, and way more!

Make sure to hit us up on Insta and Twitter (@thechumpcast) or send us an email at [email protected].  We also have merch for sale at teepublic.com!

If you like us, tell a friend and leave a rating on iTunes, It really helps!

Thanks to Broke For Free for the intro song "If".  You can find more of them at the Free Music Archive here.

CHUMPS OUT