Today....The President of El Salvador tells the D.O.J....Screw you...we ain't sending the thug you sent us back....but he said it in Spanish so it sounded nicer....Illegal Border crossings hit an all time low in South Texas....Things are back to pre-COVID levels at New Orleans festivals with 5 people shot over the weekend...New Healthy options for Louisiana Food Stamp recipients....but will they include Little Debbie Snack Cakes and Newport Menthols...and 6 women go to space, come back safely, and nobody asks for directions!

Today...ridin' horses in the Wal Mart...plus...why you don't piss off a Louisiana Shrimp Boat Captain...while the rest of the world and all of the media is tryin' to figure out what President Trump is up to....President Trump is goin' on about business as usual....a Wal Street Update...and Party Weekend in the Big Easy!

Today....what it means to be caught dealin drugs to chillen in Louisiana, the ambassador to Ukraine says F*** this! Weight watchers can't find enough fat people, and the effect the tariffs will have on US movies shown in China,,,like who gives a S****?

Today…it’s an “I’ll be damned! Look at that!” Moment…in other words…Trump’s plan just might work after all….the stock market has it’s biggest rally in years, Judges tell Trump to keep firing people. Egg prices are going down, but the river’s be risin’ ….We got it all spelled out for ya!

Today...a new multi million dollar mill whose smell will rival that of the Paper Mill in West Monroe is coming to the state. Plus....How dumb do you have to be to be "as dumb as a bag of bricks"? Elon Musk has the answer...Facebook/Instagram is now going to charge teens for lookin at nudity on the internet....and the I.R.S. is helping I.C.E. track down illegals...proving they will track down anybody that they think they can get $$$ out of!

Today ....why the phone is ringin' off the hook at the White House with foreign countries callin'...what they are NOT tellin you about the stock market. How much you've actdually MADE over the last 6 years since the killer cootie stopped the world....The state of Louisiana will soon be taxin smokeable hemp, and we celebrate National Beer Day!

Today...how you can keep your 401K from going down the toilet, PLUS...woman saves dog from alligator, Bruce Springsteen to release 7 new albums, Tik Tok Be Stickin' around a while longer....and why....why....why...are democrats attacking other democrats...one man is offering $25K to find out!

Today on your daily news update:

The Deal to save Tik Tok,,,Americans are woried about $$...(there's a SHOCKER) The car dealers are having TARRIFF Sales...A train runs through a truck in Arcadia...driver is okay but will need new pants....and.....why New Color TV's and New Riding Lawnmowers don't cost the same.....like they did in the 1960's..

Happy Liberation day...but your Mexican lawn man is not supposed to raise his fees until tomorrow,...Hunter Biden is trouble again and now will have to make money the old fashioned way...stealing it from Daddy! Oklahoma wants every to have Marijuana when they want, Hooters goes bankrupt so the original owners can have it back, NEW overtime rules for the NFL next season ,,,,but you still can't touch Patrick Mahomes without his written consent, FOX has renewed the Simpsons again and the TV show will now be on the air until Bart Simpson is old enough to collect Social Security.

Today....African American Democrat Senator threatens to keep talkin' until somebody listens.. Meeting to sell Tik Tok to be held in White House restroom...where most Tik Tok Viewing Takes place...Department of Health Employees to be laid off...including some who worked as much as 10 hours last month....Ice Berg The Size of Chicago breaks loose from Antarctica and West Monroe LA Mayor looking for people who can walk and talk at the same time!