🎙️ Episode 50 — The Big 5–0: Wives on the Mic + Wild Week in Politics

It’s a milestone episode of The Cigar Politico — Episode 50!

To celebrate, we brought the wives on for the final 30 minutes for some unfiltered, hilarious, behind-the-scenes banter you won’t want to miss.

Before they joined, we covered a packed slate of sports, current events, and political stories from a busy week:

🔥 What We Covered

• Sports Round-Up: Latest NFL, NBA, and college storylines we’re watching heading into the holiday stretch.
• Dept. of Education Says Nursing Is “Not a Profession”: What that ruling actually means, why it’s creating a firestorm, and why the headline is different from the reality.
• Congress Forces the Epstein Files Release: What’s included, what’s still being fought over, and why this could blow open long-standing allegations.
• Nicki Minaj Addresses the United Nations: Yep. That happened. We break down why she was there and the reactions online.
• Marjorie Taylor Greene Resigns from Congress: How it happened, what might have pushed her out, and what this means for the GOP.
• Supreme Court Allows Texas Redistricting Maps: What the decision changes (and doesn’t), and how it sets up the 2026 races.

💍 Special Segment — The Wives Take Over

For the last 30 minutes, the wives join the pod to celebrate Episode 50, share their candid thoughts about life with two political loudmouths, share their experiences and teachers and moms, and give their takes on the stories we covered. Chaos and comedy guaranteed.

Check the shownotes below, find us live-streaming on Twitch and find full episodes on YouTube!

00:00 Opening, Dallas Cowboys beat the Philthy Eagles (live commentary while we record) and other sports

11:45 Insurance stinks

15:55 Back to Sports, Rangers moves & the Mavs

20:25 The Dept of Ed rules that nursing is no longer a "profession" and what that actually means

25:23 The CDC says vaccines may be a cause of autism

31:23 Two Texans try to take over a Haitian island

33:44 Congress forces the release of all non-classified Epstien files

38:57 Nikki Minaj address the U.N.

45:47 Mamdani visits the White House

54:35 Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns from Congress and other rifts in conservative politics

1:01:26 Democrats run an ad telling the armed forces they can disobey the Commander in Chief

1:05:31 SCOTUS says the Texas redistricting map can stand

1:10:12 Texas mandates a reading list for all students

1:15:49 10 Commandments law in Texas put on hold

1:20:24 Smoke Sessions with the Wives

In this episode, we fire up the cigars and jump right into the big Dallas news: the Mavericks firing GM Nico Harrison. We break down how we got here, Cuban back in the front-office, and reaction from Luka and the GOAT - Dirk.

Right after that, we get into a very Texas story—Buc-ee’s suing a Colorado underwear company for copyright infringement. We look at both logos, talk through the case, and explain why we don’t think they look anything alike despite the legal drama.  Do Beavers even like acorns?

We also swap a couple of recent movie reviews, sharing what’s worth watching and what you can skip.

Then we pivot to DC, where the government shutdown officially ended, with a group of Democrats who crossed the aisle to vote to reopen the government. We get into the political fallout and who actually came out on top - or just somewhere in the middle-ish.

From there, we dive into the controversy surrounding Tucker Carlson hosting Nick Fuentes, the reaction across media, and why it caused such a stir.

We also touch on Marjorie Taylor Greene going on The View and splitting from Trump on the Epstein files, exploring what that means for the MAGA universe.

Internationally, we cover the reported $100 million energy scandal in Ukraine, plus Trump's decision to move the Gerald Ford carrier group off the coast of Venezuela, raising a strong presence in the region.

Another week, another cigar—and plenty to break down.

In this episode, the guys break down the aftermath of the November 4th general election and what the results mean heading into 2026. They react to the breaking news of Nancy Pelosi’s retirement and the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney, then shift gears to talk about the government shutdown that finally looks to be ending. From Capitol Hill shakeups to state-level surprises, it’s another packed week of political headlines, hot takes, and cigar-side banter.

Find us live-streaming on Twitch and full episodes on YouTube!

00:00 Intro & Youth Sports

20:08 Help your kids face their demons

28:01 Cowboys DT Marshawn Kneeland

36:51 Dallas Sports

41:35 Nov 4, 2025 General Election

1:07:43 Government Shutdown update (last one?)

1:16:12 Nancy Pelosi announces retirement/Dick Cheney dies

1:27:59 Trump cuts the fat (125 million pounds)

1:32:02 is that video AI?

1:34:16 Smoke Sessions

1:45:33 Will Fetterman rise?

In this episode, we break down the week’s biggest political stories: how Nicki Minaj publicly praised Donald Trump for his stance on the persecution of Christians in Nigeria.   Then, we dig into the interesting situation with Kamala Harris and Gavin Newsom not showing up on Joe Rogan’s podcast — Harris expressing regret she didn’t go on, Newsom saying he’s “moving on", and Steven A Smith is not impressed with Newsom at all (is that because he is running against him in a primary?)

And as always, we’ll circle back to the local scene: current stories and politics in Texas and around the country.  Check out show notes below and remember to find us live-streaming the show on Twitch and video on YouTube!

00:00 Current events & throwing hats for hat tricks

05:58 Cutting the Cord and Streaming TV

11:39 HEB opens in our town IYKYK and cooking steaks

21:18 The Mavs might stink

25:30 Whatcha smokin?

27:25 Kids Sports update

32:53 six-seven is the word of the year

33:48 2025 General Election (NYC Mayoral, local school VATRE, and more)

56:54 Riley Gaines and AOC

1:02:08 Celina ISD AD & coach (son) scandal

1:06: 35 Nikki Minaj offers praise to Trump

1:17:39 Joe Bros segment

1:18:33 Kamala Harris: it wasn't her fault she didn't go on Rogan

1:24:08 Newsom: Joe is a chicken and won't have me on + SAS is out on Newsom

1:33:33 Monkeys in Mississippi

1:35:23 Abby Zwerner civil case goes to trial

1:42:13 UIL changes in Texas (HS sports)

1:49:49 The Shutdown continues & the UK PM aims to cut back welfare

Episode 046 – One Year In: NBA Scandal, NYC Politics, and the White House Ballroom

It’s the one-year anniversary of The Cigar Politico! Clint and Kyle light up to celebrate a full year of cigars, politics, and unfiltered conversation.

The guys dive into the week’s biggest stories — starting with the NBA gambling scandal shaking up the league and what it says about the modern sports economy. Then, they turn to the heated NYC mayoral race that’s drawing national attention before breaking down Bernie Sanders’ appearance with Jon Stewart and his renewed pitch for democratic socialism.

Finally, they round things out with the new White House ballroom and the real-life economic impact of the current government shutdown.

Find us live-streaming on Twitch, this episode and more on YouTube! 

Timestamps below:

00:00 Gift Cigars & Intro

19:11 Jets Fan & Sports

26:15 Indoor Marching Band

29:13 The Cigar Politico 1 year anniversary

33:49 NBA Gambling Scandal & Gambling in Texas

49:08 Local Resorts & Development

55:30 Parent arrested for Truancy

1:02:36 NYC Mayoral Race

1:09:47 Bernie on Jon Stewart - Trump doing ok & Democratic Socialism

1:29:26 Government Shutdown

1:33:27 White House Ballroom

1:42:16 What Room would you add to the White House?

1:44:55 Episode 046 / President #46

1:53:32 Smoke Sessions

2:03:13 Kid Sports & Wrap Up

Episode 45 – Vegas Tourism, No Kings Rallies, and Town Hall Gold

In this episode of The Cigar Politico, Clint’s back from Las Vegas with a first-hand look at whether the tourism boom post-Covid is cooling off. Meanwhile, Kyle recounts passing not one but two “No Kings” rallies—each drawing different crowds and vibes.

The guys dive into the NewsNation town hall featuring Stephen A. Smith and Senator John Fetterman—whose takes are pretty solid and spark serious discussion. From there, they break down the ongoing government shutdown, the Democrats’ weakening position, and new Pentagon press rules that have Kyle and Clint on opposite sides of the debate.

Light up, tune in, and join the conversation.  Find us live streaming the show on Twitch and show videos on Youtube and all the socials!

Timestamps below:

00:00 Intro & Current Events

11:17 Fear Factor is back with a new host

18:39 Movies on the plane

24:05 We Dem Boys

27:58 Clint's back from Vegas (again)

38:45 Texas State Fair crowd sizes down

41:05 Talking to people all over the country (and the world)

45:54 Kyle drives through 2 No Kings Rallies

52:50 The Pentagon has new press rules, some news agencies walk out

58:43 NewsNation Town Hall Part 1: Fetterman

1:04:38 NewsNation Town Hall Part 2: Stephen A. Smith

1:08:20 Government Shutdown update

1:15:43 Gonzalez ISD wins restraining order against 11 year old

1:23:29 Episode 045 / President #45

1:29:40 Quick chat about Israel/Gaza & Russia/Ukraine

1:31:43 Wrapping up & the week ahead

Episode 044: Trump's Historic Peace Deal, Texas Senate Shakeup, & FAFSA/Senior Students Talk

In this episode, Clint & Kyle light up some favorite cigars and dive into the week's topics - the most notable being President Trump's historic peace deal for Israel and Hamas, what the future may hold, and is there anyone more qualified for next year's Nobel Peace Prize?

Then they turn their attention to a new entry into the Republican Senate Primary in Texas where Army Veteran and current Congressman Wesley Hunt has joined the race with incumbent John Cornyn (who has held this seat since 2002) and current Texas AG Ken Paxton.

They also discuss the week's current events, and some venting about the absurdity of the Free Application for Federal Student Aid (FAFSA) being a graduation requirement for Texas High School Seniors.

Find us on live streaming the show on Twitch and weekly videos on YouTube!  Show notes below:

00:00 Cigars, Family Business, & Weddings

17:20 High School homecoming mums in Texas (Teacher Perspective)

20:03 Update on the no cell phones in school law in Texas

29:48 TP USA alternative Super Bowl halftime show line up announced

44:10 The "allas Cowboys" stink, no further commentary needed

46:53 Man asked to remove offensive red hat on Delta flight

54:42 Texas HS Seniors required to complete the FAFSA to graduate

1:06:35 Episode 044 / President #44

1:23:28 Trump's Historic Peace Deal

1:28:22 FLOTUS Melania Trump representing the office well

1:35:49 Immigration at a 70 year low

1:36:20 We agree 100% with California on a new law

1:40:01 The Senate unanimously (quietly) repeals the Iraq War Powers Authorization

1:43:42 Wesley Hunt joins the Republican Senate primary (Texas)

1:52:43 Way too early look at the Senate 2026 midterms

2:00:01 Smoke Sessions

🎙️ Episode 043 — “Bill Maher Roasts Kamala, The GOP is Winning the Shutdown, and Texas Redefines the STAAR Test”

In this wide-ranging episode, the guys light up and hit everything from national politics to local education — with plenty of sports banter in between.

We kick off with Bill Maher mocking Kamala Harris’ book 107 Days and what it says about the Democrats’ messaging problem. Then we dive into the latest on the government shutdown, why the Republicans seem to be coming out ahead, and how the media is spinning it.

On the Texas front, we unpack the new STAAR testing overhaul, where students will now take three smaller tests spread throughout the year instead of one big exam — and debate whether it’s progress or just bureaucracy rebranded.

Of course, there’s plenty of side talk — sports highlights, hot takes, and the usual cigar-side sarcasm that keeps the show rolling.

Check us out on Youtube and streaming on Twitch!  Timestamps below:

00:00 Fishing and gas station favorites

18:18 HOA's and mowing grass

24:35 Tattoos

29:16 Parents at kids sports

32:37 Cowboys & Rangers talk

43:23 Bad Bunny will headline the SuperBowl

48:51 Caitlin Clark does not need the WNBA

51:07 Episode 043/President 43

1:02:41 Oklahoma Education Superintendent gets a new gig

1:04:10 STAAR test in Texas gets an overhaul

1:11:58 Trump and Hegseth bring in the Generals

1:21:44 Bill Maher reviews Kamala Harris' book 107 Days

1:31:33 Jay Jones, VA AG candidate gets his texts leaked

1:34:14 Government Shutdown News

1:47:40 This Week in the News

Episode 42 – Charlie Kirk’s Funeral, Kimmel Pulled Off the Air & Kamala’s Controversial VP Selection

In this episode, we discuss Charlie Kirk’s funeral, what it means for Christianity, the conservative movement, and the reactions from across the political spectrum. We also unpack Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air — why it happened, what the networks are saying, and what it might mean for late-night TV as a whole. Plus, we discuss Kamala Harris’ eyebrow-raising comment about not choosing Pete Buttigieg as her running mate because he was gay.

Of course, we mix in our usual banter about the latest current events, sports updates, and a little humor to round out the week. Grab a cigar, settle in, and join the conversation.

Episode 41 – Charlie Kirk & the State of Discourse

In this episode of The Cigar Politico, Clint and Kyle light up a Rocky Patel and La Aroma de Cuba to kick things off with current events and a local scandal: Elementary PoopGate.

From there, the conversation gets serious as they dive into the story of the week, and possibly the year, Charlie Kirk’s assaassination and the state of public discourse.

The pod wraps up taking a look at a constituent survey from a local State Representative - offering real-time reactions and responses - explaining the military buildup happening in Puerto Rico, and also California’s controversial new law making masks for law enforcement officers illegal.

Shownotes:

00:00 Cigars, CPA help, & Elementary PoopGate

14:40 Charlie Kirk, and public discourse in America

1:25:45 Military buildup in Puerto Rico

1:29:20 California passes law making masks illegal

1:31:41 Local State Representative Constituent Survey (live responses)

1:47:13 Wrap up the week & Sports