We take a look at all the films coming out in June, July and August 2018.

Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they discuss the ways in which WB and DC tried to un-Suicide Squad themselves.

With a slight nod to ‘All About Eve,’ a film which actually was nominated and won some Academy Awards, SHOWGIRLS takes us on up-and-comer (pun intended!) Nomi's journey to super stardom, or in this case, the lead in ‘Goddess,’ a fictitious, highly-naked, dazzling piece of theatre that starts out with a scene involving an exploding volcano, followed by some sort of Greek God wedding, and ends with motorcycles, leather chaps, and woman-on-woman action. Seriously, what is this Vegas show even about? There is zero through-line.

Our hero Nomi must fight to become a star, mostly with food – watch out french fries -- but also with her instant-arch-enemy, Cristal Conners, the lead in ‘Goddess.’ These two characters quickly go from enemies to friends, bonding over their fond memories of eating doggie chow, then to full on frenemies when Nomi sleeps, or rather, ‘swims’ with Cristal’s man Zack, and then regress back to enemies when Nomi sorta pushes Cristal down a flight of stairs. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, people!

It's present day Los Angeles and the fantasy elements of D&D are reality.
Using a social metaphor that revels in the obvious, 3 species live in a tenuous peace: The downtrodden Orcs. The Doing-OK Humans. And the rich-ass Elves. There are also Fairies, but they don't talk, so maybe they're more like animals? WHO KNOWS? WE'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT.

Police Officer Ward, played with throwback enthusiasm by Will Smith, is partnered with the strongly disliked (and wholly incompetent) Orc cop, Nick Jakoby. It can't be stated enough how much everybody hates Nick. His people think he's turned on them, the cops don't trust him, and no one wants to see him succeed. And Nick's biggest detractor? His partner Ward of course.

When on patrol, they come across a wand - which is this world's version of a WMD. Every faction in LA comes after them to get its power. The Elves, the Orcs, the Dirty Cops, the gangs and even The Department of Magic (or whatever) which is like the FBI but, you know… with magic.

It's important to know (and we know it's important because the movie opens with text to inform us): Only a Bright can handle a wand. So if you're not a Bright, the wand will turn you into dust.

Will this LEO odd couple be able to survive their longest night as they try to do the right thing? Will you care after the 150th time someone tells Ward not to trust Jakoby for no real reason at all?

Recently divorced mother, Vanessa takes her daughter, Amy to her father’s house for the shittiest Christmas ever. Not only does her ex-husband drop by with his new girl, Debbie, but so does the undead witch, Frau Perchta. You see, in 1992 she was accused of killing a bunch of kids, so she was hunted down, strung up and killed by a mob. And since ‘tis the season of the witch, before she dies, she curses the town. Now Vanessa gets the gift that keeps on giving as she delves into her family’s dark history to unwrap the mystery of what happened to her mother, why the witch is back and exactly who her dad’s friend, Lesly is. Spoiler alert! All three of these plot points are strung together like broken lights on a dead Xmas tree!

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew creeps away from their usual "haunting" ground of cheesy B-movies to take a terror-filled stroll through the halls of horror! Time to tingle your spine with THE CINEMA CRAPTACULUS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!

When nerdy goth teen LIGHT TURNER is gifted with a mysterious notebook by demon god RYUK, (part Freddy, part Groot, and all Willem Dafoe), he discovers he can assign death to anyone by writing down their name and how they die. Power struggles of life and death! International intrigue! 90 minutes you’ll never get back! It’s time to write down what we love and hate about DEATH NOTE.

Globe-trotting has never been deadlier...or more difficult to follow! Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew for another spin with Fin in SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING!

Dive into the murky waters of a pro-environment, anti-government Jaws ripoff in this classic episode unearthed from the Cinema Craptaculus Vault!

If for nothing else, the cinematic summer of 2017 may forever be known as the summer of movie monsters, girls' trips gone wild, and startlingly-well-cultured poop emojis.