Uncle Granty joins a special episode of the Cleveland Sports Hour to preview an actual, real, important Browns game with... actual, real, playoff implications. For the Browns. No, really!

The Cleveland Sports Hour has taken a firm stance against talking much about the Browns, but lately, our hand has been forced. Matty & Patty dig into the Browns 2020 Draft and when sports might return, so we never have to speak of this again.

No sports? No problem. Matty & Patty return for a very special Quarantine Edition of the Cleveland Sports Hour, delivering sizzling hot takes about the Cavs, Tribe and Browns to keep you company while you shelter in place. (All apologies for the opening theme song.)

Need more Warriors slander? We are here for you. Celebrate the greatest 19-win Cavs season in history by reveling in exquisite schadenfreude with Matty & Patty. Come for the grave dancing, stay for the Cavs, Tribe & Browns chatter.

It's finally happened. Cleveland has a professional football team and Matty & Patty have returned with a podcast. Everything has changed yet everything remains the same. You're welcome.

The world is already trying to forget how incredible LeBron's 2018 playoff run was, but Matty & Patty, true Apostles of the Church of LeBron, are not about to let that happen. Take a walk back through what could be LeBron's last playoff run with the Cavs. Plus, we'll wade into the obligatory "Where Will LeBron Wind Up" discussion.

It's playoff time! Matty & Patty are focused on the crucial issues in this first round series against the Pacers, starting with exonerating Tristan Thompson from these scurrilous accusations of infidelity in an obvious attempt to undermine the Cavs playoff run. Can't fool us. Plus, we wonder whether the Tribe even needs bats and how exactly the Browns will blow it in the draft this time?

As the Cavs gear up for their playoff run and the Browns try to trick us into paying attention, the Indians are poised to open their season against the Mariners this week. Oh, and Matty & Patty are facing each other in their Fantasy Basketball Championship this week.

We take it all back. All of it. Never doubted the Cavs for a second.

Matty & Patty have a fix for what's wrong with the Cavs.

We think. It's honestly the best we've got. (Well, the best Patty's got. It's incredibly stupid.)