The Clinton Baptiste Show

Linda tells us that she cleverly watched the solar eclipse through a colander while other friends burned their retinas.

And we are soon to move on to a fearsome feline story about Moxie the cat from Take A Break Fate and Fortune.

Moving to the ghost stories you kindly sent in, we start off with Jason Turley with a spooky tale from Down under

And then Dave Twentyman who seems perennially haunted!

Natha Harrad is next and then David Honeywell.

What follows next is a recording sent in by Matt Smith which is eerily similar and then we tackle your spiritual problems.

Please don’t forget to send in an problems you want solving….or anything really to [email protected]

For tickets to see Clinton supporting Barry from Watford in his show “Shooting from the New Hip”. from September go to Barryfromwatford.co.uk

And to see Clinton in the extension of his tour “Spectral Intercourse” go to Clintonbaptiste.com

WITH THANKS TO

JASON TURLEY

DAVID TWENTYMAN

NATHAN HARROD

DAVID HONEYWELL

MATT SMITH

GLOWE with Sundown Studios

CHRIS PAVLO, PAUL BAKER and MATT STANLEY

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There’s talk of the Hosepipe ban and who’s allowed to flout it.

And then we hear from Florence Bridgeman who wrote in with a curious email.

Gordon Breslin, the husband of 100 Club regular Clea tells us a fascinating tale from the wilds of France, then it’s back to Tik Tok to hear from Jack O’Lantern.

We speak to conduit to the spirits Rebel Rebel on zoom and then it’s your problems.

Plenty to get through.

Thanks to Linda Pollock, Florence Bridgeman, Gordon Breslin, Jack O’Lantern, Rebel Rebel, Chris Pavlo, Paul Baker & Glowe

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We begin with Linda discussing the film “The Invite”

And go on to discuss AI. Something that will NOT be invading Clinton towers for the podcast.

Robin Fitzpatrick tells us a not so spooky story and then we hear from Silent Creek on Tik Tok

Next up is CHRISTINE BIEN with a very odd tale about a man she met on the beach and Clinton speaks to her on Zoom

Finally, it’s your problems – marital, sexual or every day. Let us solve them!

On that score contact us at [email protected]

Thanks to Linda Pollock, Lu Marsh, Chris Thompson, Robin Fitzpatrick Silent Creeks, Chris Bien…Not Les Bian, and Glowe with SUndown

Edited by Chris Pavlo, Produced by Paul Baker with thanks to Matt Stanley for all his PR efforts.

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Linda has a new apple watch! Clinton hates his.

More title suggestions for Clinton’s next tour from Brian Hilton

And then we hear the true story of a lady haunted by her in laws and follow this up with a particularly distasteful story about a woman who had a baby shower in a haunted house.

Then we from John Gunstone who spoke to Clinton from his jacuzzi last week.

And then it’s problem solving time.

A reminder to everyone that Clinton is off on tour from the end of September 2026 supporting Barry from Watford in his UK tour “Shooting from the New Hip”. For tickets please go to barryfromwatford.co.uk

With thanks to Linda Pollock, John Gunstone

Also thanks to Glowe with Sundown Studios for the fabulous outro music.

Edited by Chris Pavlo

Produced by Paul Baker

And special thanks to Matt Stanley for his unrelenting promotional work.

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Linda opens things by tellin us say she’s not going on holiday and Clinton invites her to guess where he is off to.

We hear from listener Alex Macdonald and Sharon Craine with their suggestions for Clinton’s next tour and then we hear from James G via Patreon with his ghost story.

Next it’s My Spooky Saviour from Take A Break Fate and Fortune about a ghostly sailor.

Next it’s the perils of dying and coming back to life on various occasions from another writer where Clinton and Linda get side tracked about George Michael.

We follow this up with Clinton’s appearance on Radio X this last week with Chris Moyles and Maisie Adam, and then we get to your personal problems.

A reminder to everyone that Clinton is off on tour from the end of September 2026 supporting Barry from Watford in his UK tour “Shooting from the New Hip”. For tickets please go to barryfromwatford.co.uk

With thanks to Linda Pollock, to Chris Moyles and Maisie Adam

Also thanks to Glowe with Sundown Studios for the fabulous outro music.

Edited by Chris Pavlo

Produced by Paul Baker

And special thanks to Matt Stanley for his unrelenting promotional work.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Linda tells us about Exam trauma and Clinton regales us about a supply teacher called Manfred from his school days a hundred years ago.

And yes….more people have contacted the show. It’s a naked man special this week, as Stu Petrie and John Gunstone send in their stories…in the buff.

We then hear a curiously charming love story called Love at Second Sight.

Next we hear from Lucy Marsh who sent in a spooky tale.

Finally we go to your problems..…. Another productive week!

A reminder to everyone that Clinton is off on tour from the end of September 2026 supporting Barry from Watford in his UK tour “Shooting from the New Hip”. For tickets please go to barryfromwatford.co.uk

With thanks to Linda Pollock, John Petrie, John Gunstone and Lucy Marsh

Also thanks to Glowe with Sundown Studios for the fabulous outro music.

Edited by Chris Pavlo

Produced by Paul Baker

And special thanks to Matt Stanley for his unrelenting promotional work.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We kick off with a chat about the cheese restaurant Linda went to this week.

This expands into a broader discussion about roasts and gravy….yum yum.

Next we hear from listener Lorraine Buckley from Glasgow with her terrifying ghost story. Yes, at last someone has sent in a recording.

Why not send your story? [email protected]

Next a story about fairies from Violet Skye in Take A Break Fate and Fortune.

Then we deal with a woman who walked on glass in a case of mind over matter.

Then we hear from Iain Ross at Dumfermline Alhambra Theatre about some very spooky goings on there.

Next it’s problem solving.

A reminder to everyone that Clinton is off on tour from the end of September 2026 supporting Barry from Watford in his UK tour “Shooting from the New Hip”. For tickets please go to barryfromwatford.co.uk

With thanks to Linda Pollock, Lorraine Buckley and Iain Ross

Also thanks to Glowe with Sundown Studios for the fabulous outro music.

Edited by Chris Pavlo

Produced by Paul Baker

And special thanks to Matt Stanley for his unrelenting promotional work.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We kick off with Linda’s full report from the Capital Summertime Ball from Wembley where she discusses various of the popstars that now go under the title “legacy” acts. Clinton feels old.

Clinton then discusses his dislike for dancing and throws another horrible modern term into the mix – namely “Picky bits”. Yuck

Next we hear from Gary Westerby from Grimsby with a spooky story of his own. We also plough into a couple of haunting stories from Take A Break Fate and Fortune.

A bit of a departure from the norm next as we listen to Clinton’s appearance that very morning on the Radio X Breakfast Show with Chris Moyles

And finally we tackle your personal problems.

A reminder to everyone that Clinton is off on tour from the end of September 2026 supporting Barry from Watford in his UK tour “Shooting from the New Hip”. For tickets please go to barryfromwatford.co.uk

With thanks to Linda Pollock, Gary Westerby and Chris Moyles.

Also thanks to Glowe with Sundown Studios for the fabulous outro music.

Edited by Chris Pavlo

Produced by Paul Baker

And special thanks to Matt Stanley for his unrelenting promotional work.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We kick off with Linda’s full report from the Capital Summertime Ball from Wembley where she discusses various of the popstars that now go under the title “legacy” acts. Clinton feels old.

Clinton then discusses his dislike for dancing and throws another horrible modern term into the mix – namely “Picky bits”. Yuck

Next we hear from Gary Westerby from Grimsby with a spooky story of his own. We also plough into a couple of haunting stories from Take A Break Fate and Fortune.

A bit of a departure from the norm next as we listen to Clinton’s appearance that very morning on the Radio X Breakfast Show with Chris Moyles

And finally we tackle your personal problems.

A reminder to everyone that Clinton is off on tour from the end of September 2026 supporting Barry from Watford in his UK tour “Shooting from the New Hip”. For tickets please go to barryfromwatford.co.uk

With thanks to Linda Pollock, Gary Westerby and Chris Moyles.

Also thanks to Glowe with Sundown Studios for the fabulous outro music.

Edited by Chris Pavlo

Produced by Paul Baker

And special thanks to Matt Stanley for his unrelenting promotional work.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nocturnal injuries – she banged her head on the door while sitting on the loo.

Meanwhile Clinton tells us about his friend Gavin who used to spark up when he went for a wee.

We go to a true story called “A Legacy of Love” about a lady who heard her late Gran through a recording in a toy bear.

Then we hear from a lady called Gina Baksa writing about her travels through spooky Britain.

Now it’s time for PART 2 of the trip to The Plaza, Stockport as Clinton investigates the haunted circle.

Finally we tackle your problems including the issue of an overbearing mother in law.

With thanks to Linda, Ted Doan and everyone at the Stockport Plaza, Glowe and Sundown Studios for the end music

Produced by Paul Baker

Edited by Chris Pavlo

With thanks to Matt Stanley

Please send your emails, problems and any MP3s to [email protected]

Clinton’s t shirt available here: https://www.podcastmerch.co.uk/clinton-baptiste-merch

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