The Clone Cast

The Clone Cast

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  • Episode 63: The Citadel - Jedi Master Thumb
    The boys are back to review "The Citadel" (S3 E18) and they are glad to be reviewing something that feels like a return to the norm. Jedi Master Even Stevens has been kidnapped by separatist forces and is being interrogated at the high security prson "The CItadel". Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka (?) are off to save the pink thumb shaped Yoda. The boys aren't nearly as tired for this record and they stay on track (kind of).
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    2 hr 5 min
  • Episode 62: Ghosts of Mortis - The Gay Communist Space Cruiser 3000

    The boys are back with the final episode in the Mortis arc, "Ghosts of Mortis" (S3 E17) and they sure take their sweet time to get to reviewing the episode itself. They address the Slave 1 controversy and go off on a diatribe to end all diatribes in regards to the chuds. If you're just here for the episode review itself, it begins around 50 minutes or so, but why wouldn't you want to listen to Tom and Adam's rantings about these matters? They are the worlds foremost intellectual thinkers after all. Once they get to the episode, Tom gets tired and starts to lose all the wind in his sails as he had to work very early the morning of this recording. The boys are also generally confused as to what the hell just happened on Mortis. Maybe they are just tired. 

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    2 hr 2 min
  • Bad Batch Episode 9 Reasonable Reaction: Bounty Lost - Tube Juice
    Well, last week is tough to follow, but this weeks episode does an admirable job of keeping this ship on course. The boys give their thoughts on the ninth episode of The Bad Batch, "Bounty Lost" and manage to forget major plot points along the way!
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    30 min
  • Episode 60: Overlords - We didn't talk about Katy Perry's Dad for 2 hours, but we could have

    The boys are getting deep this week after watching S3 E15 “Overlords”. Anakin begins to find himself, Obi-Wan gets horny, Ahsoka is great as always. We also meet some new “force wielders” who have the boys questioning everything. Also, Katy Perry’s Dad looks….interesting.

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    2 hr 9 min
  • Episode 59: Witches of The Mist - The Fantastic Flying Fleshlight
    The Dooku/Ventress/Talzin/Savage (am I missing anyone?) arc wraps up with Witches of The Mist (S3 E14).  This episode features some seriously grim moments involving our beloved Toydarian King, Kotuunko (spelling? too lazy to even google right now). Savage continues to get strong, Dooku continues to have a strong landscaping game, Mother Talzin continues to scheme, Clapper continues to watch from afar, and Obi-Wan continues to be a fancy lad. Also, Savage Opress flies around in a ship that looks like an anal fleshlight. 
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    1 hr 43 min
  • Episode 58: Monster - Bloodsport/Sugar Baby Love
    The Nightsisters arc continues with S3 E13 "Monster" and this one is real treat. We get introduced a brand new Zabrak, Savage Opress, Ventress gets even darker, Dooku plays the fool, and Mother Talzin gets handy. Adam and Tom also start to sort through a droid gender controversy that is only a controversy to them as Tom begins to wonder if they have been misgendering droids, Tom also plays some shitty 70's song like 10 times in this episode, and Adam does something very offensive (jk, he doesn't, just needed to put something in for him in the description)
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    1 hr 48 min
  • Episode 57: Nightsisters - The Clone Wars: The Two Towers

    A GOOD EPISODE! VENTRESS! DOOKU IN PAJAMAS! R2 USING A BUILT IN FIRE EXTINGUISHER! GLENN CLOSE AS A WITCH! DATHROMIR! DOOKU ABSOLUTE FANCY LAD WITH A CASTLE! DANK GREEN WATER!

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    1 hr 30 min

About The Clone Cast

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Adam and Tom review an episode a week of Star Wars: The Clone Wars. WOW! ORIGINAL! (We are aware there is another pod named “The Clone Cast”, but they have uploaded nothing in five years and we are…