The Clone Cast

The Clone Cast

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The Clone Cast episodes

  • Bad Batch Episode 7 Reasonable Reaction: Battle Scars - Cid's Terms of Service

    The boys are back with their reasonable reaction to the seventh episode of The Bad Batch, "Battle Scars". Cid is a grifter, Omega/Wrecker are great, Bolo the Ithorian is really great, and Gonky the Gonk Droid is really, really great. Hmmmm....what else is there? Could I be forgetting anything? Nope.

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    39 min
  • Episode 56: Senate Murders - DIVO

    The boys continue their voyage through The Clone Wars chronological morass with S2 E15 "Senate Murders" and ohhhhh boy does this one deliver  entertainment levels not seen since "Bombad Jedi". Another turd? Who would've thought jumping back a full season would be a bad idea? At least the Duchess shows up for half a second! Wormy guy detective, Lt. Divo returns as well and Tom goes absolutely ape shit with the special sound effect he has lined up for this insufferable character.

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    1 hr 29 min
  • Episode 55: Pursuit of Peace - Teckla & Tom?

    The boys are back with S3 E11 "Pursuit of Peace". Robonino returns, useless energy fences arrive, Senators get beat up, Tom bets on AMC, Adam gets mad at the galactic senate, an Ithorian rips it up on a flute sax and a new lady, Teckla, has stolen Tom's heart. What will the Duchess and Ventress do? Perhaps one will show up to keep an eye on him....


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    1 hr 49 min
  • Episode 53: The Hunt for Ziro - 22 Jumps Street

    For today's episode the boys watch S3 E9 “The Hunt for Ziro” and there is A LOT to unpack with this one. Cool Jedi, Hutt home land, fan boats, hot romance, betrayals and jumping. Lots of jumping. The boys also celebrate Tom’s birthday, Tom fears dinner with his father, and they discuss what success would mean to them (hint: its a Dexter Jettster cardboard cutout)

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    1 hr 35 min
  • Episode 52: Hostage Crisis - Cad Bane crosses the Delaware

    We jump all the way back to S1 E22 - Hostage Crisis for this watch. Cad Bane is as vicious as ever, Ziro is an absolute southern dandy, Padme gets a lightsaber and Anakin continues to be an absolute monster. We also take time to check in with Tom's finances, lament the unfulfilling nature of corporate jobs in America, and we honor Paul Blart.

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    1 hr 38 min
  • Episode 51: Evil Plans - Please kill us, Goro

    Oh man.  We have some "Bombad Jedi" competition. We have hit rock bottom once again. This is so bad. Words cannot describe the rage that this pile of crap has elicited from the boys. Adam is brought to his knees by a 20 minute episode of a children's program and Tom just slowly goes insane. Oh well, at least this episode confirms that Anakin is a psychopath who only cares about Padme and nothing else. He should not be pitied or praised. He is pure evil.


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    1 hr 24 min

About The Clone Cast

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Adam and Tom review an episode a week of Star Wars: The Clone Wars. WOW! ORIGINAL! (We are aware there is another pod named “The Clone Cast”, but they have uploaded nothing in five years and we are…