The Clopen Effect

The Clopen Effect

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The Clopen Effect episodes

  • 'Adult' Cracker Money

    We buy fancy soup crackers now because we have jobs! Cassandra has been going through some sh*t so we check in with her. She is also on 8ft mushroom resets, forgot about the important meeting, and had to see the dentist for a sore tooth. Also - we talk about bread and butter.

    Meredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D

    All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

    30 min
  • Health Insurance Simple with Geri

    We are so excited Geri is here! She answered our questions on insurance billing, coding, and which pharmacy to choose based on your insurance plan. She is here for you if you have any questions!

    Email Geri here: [email protected] or visit FB: https://www.facebook.com/HealthInsuranceSimple

    Meredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D

    All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

    55 min
  • The Awards Show 2024

    This was the most random of episodes, and we loved it! We talk about Meredith's new book, Cass' grandma, Cass finding an old newspaper article from 1950, if retail had its own awards show, Meredith's friend that fell asleep, and we recorded an episode of Pet Loss Anxiety on Anxiety Makes Me Poop Podcast

    Meredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D

    AMMP links: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop

    All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect

    40 min
  • Where Are Your Bathrooms?

    Meredith is an author, Cass was the first to buy her ebook!, Clopen wasn't the original name for this podcast, the top questions we hear from customers, Meredith couldn't find the bread, Cass sings 'Surprise, Surprise!' and her dishwasher uses 11 gallons of water, Cass explains Hobby Lobby's pricing, finish and pay

    Meredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D

    All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support

    37 min
  • Weenies, Meatballs and 2 Drink Minimums

    The new dishwashers, Happy birthday to Sarah!, which appetizer are you bringing to the party, and what NOT to do at the company's holiday party

    All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support

    45 min
  • If You Can't Afford the Buns, Don't Buy the Hotdogs

    We recorded this one earlier in the year!

    Mental health check, corporate walking stores, top selling items at the grocery store, many of us love sugar, breakfast foods, don't drink so much orange juice, we're not making bread into hotdog buns, household cleaners should be a little higher on the list, condiments, pre-made sandwiches, Cass' homemade creamer, headaches from our husbands or from working retail?

    All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support

    30 min
  • Why Are We Like This?

    Let's get personal! Johnny might eventually find out that we talk about him, Meredith quit buying coffee and lottery for 2023, a hand cart, cranky days, instant karma, lead in our dark chocolate, is it our age?, Hershey squirts

    All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support

    11 min
  • 'Art is Magic' with Lexi

    Different brush strokes for different folks, Lexi is a great art teacher, Meredith has a cow painting from one of her classes, shoutout to Nordic Brew and their fabulous staff, Lexi hangs out now at Creative Edge in Twin Lakes, Kid's and traveling art classes, Lexi's early memories as an artist, trial and error, never be afraid of making a bad painting, building confidence on a personal level, what's the dream, Cassandra made an ashtray for her mom

    Find Lexi here: https://www.facebook.com/LittleMountainArtist

    All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support

    1 hr 11 min
  • Jenuine Coffee Roasters

    Jen is here from Jenuine Coffee Roasters! Jen loves to create all the amazing flavors of coffee and tea! She talks about her inspirations, her favorites and coffee trends.

    Use code CLOPEN23 to save 15% off your order here: https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/

    Find Jen here as well: https://www.facebook.com/jenuinecoffeeroasters

    All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all of your support!

    41 min
  • Service vs. Hospitality

    We are thankful for you, f***ers! Joe Rogan's episode on health, going out to eat, the difference between service and hospitality, we are always late, we are always rushing, please don't ask us why we are visiting a city, stay safe while traveling, car rental companies, Grandma Dar is in town!, call your mom, service is specifics tasks while hospitality is above and beyond, Cass offers some wonderful advice at the end of the episode, upcoming giveaways

    All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support

    45 min

About The Clopen Effect

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Welcome to The Clopen Effect, a Funny Retail Podcast! Join us every week as we share our lives working in retail. Our lineup features fantastic guests, including local business owners, seasoned retail professionals, and the occasional surprise musician and artist. We're Basically Famous®!