This week's episode is so fun! Here's a recap:

Funny Billboards – We've seen some of the wildest and cheesiest billboards, including lawyer ads and the infamous Brian Urlacher hair restoration billboards.

Hulk Hogan & Bret Michaels’ Bandana Hair Mystery – Why these guys love their headwear and how Bret Michaels keeps his rockstar look intact.

Every Rose Has Its Thorn – We had a mini rock nostalgia moment talking about Poison’s classic ballad.

How Much Does a Billboard Cost? – We discuss the pricing for renting a billboard and how farmers might lease their land for them.

Who Owns Billboards on Farms? – Landowners lease space to big ad companies, but some could own their own signs outright.

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Cassandra's sister is here! "Win for Life" and what we dream of having forever, like free coffee, concert tickets, or no more bills. We also laugh about funny TikToks, with Meredith admitting she'll miss the jewelry reveal videos that brought her so much entertainment. Along the way, we poke fun at ourselves for aging into phrases like “reels” and “books on tape.” Jenn reads off great responses from our followers about what they’d love to win for life, from free gas, crab legs, and steak to endless Amazon deliveries.

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This is, without a doubt, the FUNNIEST episode we’ve ever recorded! Meredith got a Roomba for Christmas and finally settled on the perfect name: Obi-Wan Cleanobi. But that’s not all - download the episode to hear the hilarious list of other name options. From clever puns to pop culture gold to Star Wars-themed, this episode will have you laughing out loud!

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Meredith quizzes Cassandra on streaming services' taglines, and we uncover a couple of modern trends that people may regret in the next decade.

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Surviving retail during the holidays can feel like navigating a battlefield of long lines, stressed-out customers, and the relentless demand for cheer. And a cheesy list of funny retail sayings to bring 'humor' to the holiday madness.

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"Captain Obvious" moments are when someone points out the glaringly obvious, hilariously unnecessary, or overly stated facts of a situation. They’re funny because they take something so basic and spell it out, making everyone stop and think, “Well, duh!” In this episode, we chat about painfully clear observations, including Meredith’s classic moment when she told a pricing team member just how busy the baking aisle was — because it’s the baking aisle during the holidays! Duh!

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The besties are here! We talk about the history of Santa and take a quiz.

The Origins

1. Santa's story starts with St. Nicholas, a 4th-century Christian bishop from Myra (modern-day Turkey). Known for his generosity to children and the poor, St. Nicholas inspired legends that were passed down through generations.

From St. Nicholas to Sinterklaas to Santa

1. The Dutch brought their version of St. Nicholas, Sinterklaas, to America, where the name morphed into Santa Claus. By the 1800s, Santa began evolving into the figure we recognize today.

Modern Santa Takes Shape

• In 1822, Clement Clarke Moore's poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" (also called "The Night Before Christmas") gave Santa his jolly personality, sleigh, and reindeer.
• In 1881, political cartoonist Thomas Nast refined Santa’s look with the red suit, white beard, and round belly.

Santa in Pop Culture

• The 1930s Coca-Cola campaigns brought us the cheerful, plump Santa we know today, thanks to illustrator Haddon Sundblom.
• Features like his North Pole home, magical sleigh, and toy workshop became staples in Christmas traditions.

The Magic of Belief

• Many children believe in Santa until around ages 6 to 9, when they start questioning the logistics of his journey.
• Even so, adults keep the tradition alive, spreading the festive spirit to younger generations.

Santa’s legend has become a global phenomenon, blending history, myth, and marketing into a magical figure who continues to inspire joy each holiday season.

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Jen from Jenuine Coffee joined Meredith and Cassandra for this episode, adding her unique perspective to this funny discussion!

In this episode of Chewing the Fat, we take listeners on a journey into the origins of (mostly) food-related phrases, exploring their history, meanings, and cultural significance. The episode is filled with fascinating tidbits and plenty of laughs as the trio brews up lively discussions over a virtual "Cup O' Joe." And as always, Meredith accidentally mixes up her words, and we have a big laugh!

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Some Phrases from the Episode, thanks to ChatGPT:

"Cup O' Joe"

Explored its connection to World War II soldiers and U.S. Navy Secretary Josephus Daniels, who banned alcohol on ships, making coffee the "strongest drink" available.

"Piece of Cake"

Discussed its roots in 19th-century cakewalk competitions, where the winner literally took home a cake.

"Bring Home the Bacon"

Traced back to medieval England, where couples demonstrating harmony were rewarded with bacon.

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It's DEER week! One of our husbands hit a deer last week, and a couple of our friends have too! We talk deer statistics, top road kill, and driving stories.

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Get ready for some pie talk! Top selling pies, what we think about everyone’s choice in pies, and Cass has a fantastic conversation with a customer!

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