The Clopen Effect

Bonus episode! We have had so many great stories and guests, we just wanted to share a few: pizza thief, customers pooping all over the bathroom, missing product, wrong tags, phone and lotion shenanigans, self scan settings, personal shoppers and avocados, courtesy flushes, weight loss challenges, Cassandra's mom swiped credit cards, no limes, I work in Pharmacy, have you ever been to Home Depot?, baby's first tattoo, the beeper & the cashier, buy one get one free, customer's posing for pictures, Drew still has all his digits, picking on the third shift guy, Roxy's tired, RUN, the tag swapper, hammerschlagened, we're here to kill time, cupcake containers, spelling words while on the phone, deli ordering, wash your mushrooms, only fast in groceries

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This episode is more on the serious side as we talk about fighting unemployment but also; Meredith shares a couple retail stories, KT is here and still baking cheesecakes!, her new adventure, Meredith has never tried a Pop-Tart, non-traditional weddings, Meredith's runner flip-flops, don't steal then use Catalina coupons, meeting reports, Cassandra takes an unemployment call, the Top 10 Reasons for Getting Fired from https://www.thebalancecareers.com, and KT brought cheesecake

James shares parts 1, 2, and 3 of his farting stories, fizzles, Cass' Snapchat story, when people try to act like they didn't fart, someone's always around, why are farts so funny?, "It smells like butt in here!", snack pack, birds flying around the grocery store, James' retail career, meat department, cuts of beef, one year in retail, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a butcher quiz from howstuffworks.com

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Kristen, owner of Aeon Gallery & Aeon Lounge is here! We talk all about the art gallery, try some Absinthe drinks, stealing hotel art, a pumpkin statue thief, her beautiful bar top, spirits, Paint & Sips by Little Mountain Art, and so much more!

Visit the gallery Thursday - Sunday here: 10331 N. Main Street, Richmond, IL 60071

Retail salaries, store directors, regional buyers, store operations, store resets, Cassandra’s blue sparkly shirt, facts borrowed from theinterviewguys.com, Jay's pig, we keep yawning, we never stopped, Cassandra has had Covid 3 times, Meredith's bedroom is a mess, people selling mirrors, don't take a picture while standing on a glass scale

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Cheers! Dan (owner/brewmaster) and Mark (head brewer/brewmaster) from Kishwaukee Brewing Co. are here to share their knowledge! We talk about their beers on tap, festivals, alewives, beer brewing processes, bottling, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a beer quiz from quiz-bliss.com, and Cassandra thinks she sees a deer butt on the artwork. Visit the brewery here: https://www.kishwaukeebrewing.com

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Take that day off, take that vacation, Cassandra’s husband loves a good sale, Meredith’s tanning salon stories, funny customer stories from boredpanda.com

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Pharmacy, accidentally beeping, Cassandra tries to train a cake decorator on new equipment, Meredith surprises Cassandra early with a quiz by grizly.com, What is your favorite date and how did you work it into the conversation?, 17 Types of Retail Jobs from https://www.localwise.com, Meredith could never work at a quiet card shop, Eric Clapton music, feeder fish, when does a company decide to post a recall?, the truck driver story, straight to the comments

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Yearly raises and price increases, Burger King drive-thru, Cassandra dropped her phone in the toilet, there are 2 types of angry customers, 10 common phrases you should never say to a customer https://www.userlike.com, 12 steps to help you cope with customer complaints https://www.shopify.co.uk, Who's getting the attention they need today?, locking wheels on carts, Cassandra is very good with people, keep the line moving, people have gotten worse, silence, Meredith describes live bomb parties

Bonus episode! What kind of drink are you, Cassandra? A quick listen before our Friday episode!

From https://brainfall.com/quizzes/what-kind-of-drink-are-you/