The Clopen Effect

The Clopen Effect

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The Clopen Effect episodes

  • You've Been Eighty Seven'd

    Brianna is here!

    Show notes: Do not be like customer #87, deli stories, why do they ask so many times?, the bearded lady, crumblier, being a great manager, good looking customers, stinky co-workers, more driving stories

    Vegan beef jerky review: Noble Jerky

    1 hr 9 min
  • Surprise! Bonus Episode!

    Just for fun! This is how many times we have to practice our intro because we laugh so much! Let us know which intro you like best! LOL

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    NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support

    8 min
  • Hey, Can I Talk To You for a Minute!? Part 2

    The case of the century, working the floor, slippery times, we will catch you, Cass hit another speed bump, rolling coal, the grandma that steals, employee theft, benefit of the doubt, time clock fraud, gambling on the clock, working in the pharmacy, sleeping on company time, first time stealing, quick change artists

    All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support

    1 hr 6 min
  • Hey, Can I Talk To You for a Minute!?

    Part 1 of 2! We interview our friend from Loss Prevention and it's amazing!

    All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support

    1 hr 10 min
  • Creepy yet Discreetly - Kevin

    Pizza management, skate boarding, hanging clothes the correct way, angry customers, customers that don't know they are using their own phone to call you, threatened to get beat up, delivery drivers, jack of all trades but master of none, creepy but discreetly, 'Narr'

    All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support

    1 hr 4 min
  • Roxy and the Maskimals

    Working overnights, being a student while working third shift, Maskimals and those that take selfies with them, pay attention to your video calls!, the new stove, Where's my toaster?, power equipment and their slow speeds, PPE while making a bale, the workers that don't stop talking, lunch breaks

    1 hr 9 min
  • Know Your Worth!

    EEEKS Episode 13! It put a spell on us but we got through it: Grand openings, labor shortages, following maps, Oh Canada, Hi Jason!, asking for more money, negotiating, know your worth

    Quote: "Nothing will destroy a great employee faster than watching your employer tolerate and reward the bad ones."

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/

    1 hr 22 min
  • Val - Dash!

    Do you want your food hot, fresh and on time? Val - Dash it!

    We interview Cassandra's great friend Val and learn all about Doordash.

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/

    Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect

    Venmo: @theclopeneffect

    1 hr 16 min
  • Any Way You Slice it

    Join us as we talk with Drew, creator of ‘The Slice’, Deli extraordinaire, leader of shenanigans, and just an all-around great person!

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/

    Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect

    Venmo: @theclopeneffect

    1 hr 18 min
  • Seaman, Party of Six

    Please join us as we interview Christine, the professional online grocery shopper! She tells us everything we need to know about pick up and delivery.

    Episode notes: Bananas, dried cilantro, tipping the shoppers, listening to those murder stories, the weird family at the register, the Seaman Party, hosts and waitresses, meeting 80's wrestlers, Cass makes noises, mart carts and those that use them, ultra-running

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/

    Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect

    Venmo: @theclopeneffect

    1 hr 12 min

About The Clopen Effect

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Welcome to The Clopen Effect, a Funny Retail Podcast! Join us every week as we share our lives working in retail. Our lineup features fantastic guests, including local business owners, seasoned retail professionals, and the occasional surprise musician and artist. We're Basically Famous®!