The Clueless Internet Podcast

The Clueless Internet Podcast

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  • Sark Solo Invasion, Drunken Hitman and The Bobblehead Family - EP14 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Join us for the Clueless Internet podcast, where we bring you the most absurd and funny news stories from around the world. In this episode, we reveal how vending machines are more deadly than sharks, how one man misunderstood the purpose of cologne, and how a phone call landed another man in a very messy situation.

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    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
     
    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode…
     
    Today I Learned
    TIL about baby jumping - https://bit.ly/3aqItLn
    TIL about the solo invasion - https://bit.ly/3g4BOHD
    TIL about the immortalized orc-slayer - https://bit.ly/30ZcRt2
    TIL vending machines are dangerous - https://bit.ly/311mg3s
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Bottle gobbled up by man’s anus when he ‘tried to scratch an itch’ - https://bit.ly/2Yl3kej
    Fake - Russian family steal tank, crush 10 cars and ram into the side of a prison hospital to free father
    Real - Burnaby driver too drunk to explain loaded handgun with silencer - https://bit.ly/3h534Y0
    Fake - Peaceful climate protest turned into a brawl then later turned into a talent contest in the space of 3 hours, says local police
    Real - Wearable vest grows a self-sustaining garden watered by your own urine - https://bit.ly/2Y6zUQV
    Today I Fucked Up
    TIFU by having lunch with my roomates family - https://bit.ly/2Y5anrd
    TIFU by trying to answer the phone - https://bit.ly/2PSznxt
    TIFU by having groceries delivered - https://bit.ly/3aEraXn
    TIFU by falling asleep - https://bit.ly/3iWb7Hl

    2 hr 14 min
  • The Merry Marvel Hero, Pictures with Satan and an Impromptu Medium - EP13 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Welcome to the Clueless Internet podcast, where we share the most interesting and hilarious stories from around the world. In this episode, we explore the winter traditions that people celebrate in different countries, how a real-life “grinch” tried to spoil Christmas for everyone, and how to avoid making your enemies even angrier. Stay tuned for some Star Wars talk at the end of the show.

     
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    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
     
    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode…
     
    Today I Learned
    TIL about the jolliest hero - https://bit.ly/31mjpkz
    TIL about Middle Aged Christmas - https://bit.ly/3a1tZ44
    TIL about winter traditions - https://bit.ly/2Dpj7Bd
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Radio DJ plays Wham's Last Christmas 24 times in row after barricading himself in studio - https://bit.ly/33usiLr
    Fake - Man who was set free from prison after convincing police he was “From the North Pole” arrested after killing 12 people
    Real - Town Accidentally Invites Everyone To Take Photos With Satan At Their Christmas Fair - https://bit.ly/2C29Le5
    Fake - Nursing home under investigation after forcing elderly residents to dress up as Santa and earn the home “extra money”
    Real - Grinch flicks cigarette on parade float, setting it on fire on the way to Huntsville Christmas Parade - https://bit.ly/39WIExJ
    Fake - 4/10 Japanese homes are predicted to be subject to “Christmas Revenge Treatment”, causing panic in major cities
    Today I Fucked Up
    TIFU by doing homework - https://bit.ly/2C08TXl
    TIFU by getting hugged - https://bit.ly/3idnZIE
    TIFU by going on Holiday - https://bit.ly/2PryfjZ
    TIFU by trying to speak to grandma - https://bit.ly/31kDWG9
    Music Credits
    Deck the Halls by ovenrake - https://bit.ly/33qe7Hk
    Let it snow by Mindseye - https://bit.ly/30tcIOa

    2 hr 6 min
  • Boobie Trap House, Mayonnaise Man and Mushroom Shift - EP12 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Join us for the Clueless Internet podcast, where we bring you the most weird and wonderful news stories from around the globe. In this episode, we discover the story of the world’s loneliest frog, who might finally find his mate, the mysterious gimp-man who has been haunting a quiet village, and the reason why you should never go camping when you are sick.

     
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    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
     
    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode…
    Today I Learned
    TIL not to keep pictures - https://bit.ly/32TtHuJ
    TIL about the loneliest frog in the world - https://bit.ly/2WQqB71
    TIL about the boobie trap house - https://bit.ly/3g1UCZ9
    TIL about the Tuberculosis fashion trend - https://bit.ly/3g6V6xe
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Police issue update on latex clad gimp terrorising sleepy Somerset village - https://bit.ly/2OVjMfZ
    Fake - A Puerto Rico doctor has apologized after replacing the wrong organ and is now being accused of “keeping it for himself”
    Real - Lawyer Stole Milk Tea After Stealthily Molesting Sleeping Man, Hyogo Police Say - https://bit.ly/3jH5f5B
    Fake - Family forcefully removed from rental property after trying to “sacrifice” landlords dog 3 times
    Real - “Mayonnaise Man” believed to have returned to his uniform-ruining ways in Hokkaido - https://bit.ly/30PeUOT
    Fake - Strong storms in Monaco believed to be formed from “anger of the dead” and a $350m task force has been assembled to “deal with it”
    Today I Fucked Up
    TIFU by mishearing something - https://bit.ly/3jIfLJV
    TIFU by accepting an extra shift - https://bit.ly/2EdxuIY
    TIFU going camping while sick - https://bit.ly/3g1UEjJ
    TIFU by Jacking off - https://bit.ly/39wWmXJ

    1 hr 48 min
  • The Ultimate Gamble, Rotten Flesh Portal and Being Jesus - EP11 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Welcome to the Clueless Internet podcast, where we share the most bizarre and hilarious news from around the world. In this episode, we learn how bees can teach us a thing or two about politics, how Brexit is bringing back Nazi-engineered cows to the UK, and how a trip to Las Angeles can be a wild ride of emotions.

     
    Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet 
    Check out our website - https://www.cluelessinter.net/
     
    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
     
    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode…
     
    Today I Learned
    TIL Bees have better politicians - https://bit.ly/3iQm9yp
    TIL America used to be the China of the World - https://bit.ly/2W936G1
    TIL about the most boring protest ever watched - https://bit.ly/2Zh0Mi3
    TIL about the gamble of a lifetime - https://bit.ly/2Ofdg3h
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Brown bear serving prison sentence in human jail for grievous bodily harm ‘released’ after 15 years - https://bit.ly/3gPkW8E
    Fake - Crane operator arrested after leaving ex-wife's car found on helicopter landing pad, 300 stories up!
    Real - British farmer set to import Nazi-engineered cows in preparation for Brexit - https://bit.ly/2DsaK7D
    Fake - German graffiti artist MadC fined €3,000 for distracting drivers with racy artwork, after 32 crashes in 3 weeks!
    Real - Family home 'stinks of rotten flesh' due to 'portal to spiritual world in lounge' - https://bit.ly/3gT6kVJ
    Fake - Japanese tech company unveils revolutionary "multi-purpose safe for work sex toy" to investors
    Today I Fucked Up
    TIFU by not following my morning routine - https://bit.ly/38NXgyO
    TIFU being Jesus - https://bit.ly/304k8Ga
    TIFU by accidentally changing my skin color. - https://bit.ly/329lnqu
    TIFU by visiting Los Angeles - https://bit.ly/2WbCJ1U

    2 hr 7 min
  • 1990 Special Episode Part 2 - The Poll Tax Riots - EP10 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Join us for the Clueless Internet podcast, where we bring you the most fascinating and outrageous stories from history. In this episode, we conclude our special episode with the Battle of Trafalgar Square, also known as the Poll Tax Riots, a violent protest that shook London in 1990.

     
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    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
     
    This week, download our PDF for images and links to all our sources:
    https://drive.google.com/open?id=1ztSjvhyTogmcZoi8hDUuzaLOy1bY3oHe


    40 min
  • 1990 Special Episode Part 1 - Strangeways - EP10 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Welcome to the Clueless Internet podcast, where we take a nostalgic trip down memory lane and revisit the most memorable moments of the past. In this episode, we go back to 1990 and explore the birth of the internet, the launch and achievements of the Hubble Telescope, the best-selling music and movies of the year, and the first part of a decade that was full of surprises and chaos.

     
    Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/CluelessNet 
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    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
     
    This week, download our PDF for images and links to all our sources:
    https://drive.google.com/open?id=1BSSKQJt26wi6anpL5Uh7e7M5q-o210fl


    2 hr 7 min
  • Mega Penguins, The Mysterious Blob and Robot Rebellion - EP09 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Join us for the Clueless Internet podcast, where we share the most shocking and hilarious news stories from around the globe. In this episode, we reveal how a gender reveal party went horribly wrong and caused a massive fire, how robotics are changing our lives for better or worse, and how a good deed turned into a nightmare for a generous man.

     
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    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
     
    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode…
     
    Today I Learned
    TIL no witches were burnt in the US - https://bit.ly/3hlowZv
    TIL about real MEGA PENGUINS - https://bit.ly/2AzYKQp
    TIL gender reveals can be dangerous - https://bit.ly/3e0HLVU
    TIL about the Russian removal - https://bit.ly/3dYOxf5
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime – then sang a song - https://bit.ly/3dXiBYs
    Fake - Truck driver claims he was saved by Gandalf, during 320 mile round trip to New York
    Real - Mysterious Organism 'The Blob' Unveiled At Paris Zoo. It Has 720 Sexes - https://bit.ly/2MVDO96
    Fake - brawl breaks out in Philadelphia's Magic Gardens after man eats 15 live mice in protest of price increase
    Real - Japanese hotel chain sorry that hackers may have watched guests through bedside robots - https://bit.ly/2MTOm8L
    Fake - German band Die Toten Hosen plan tour in submarine, that will submerge mid-show and fire missles
    Today I Fucked Up
    TIFU by selling Diablo 3 - https://bit.ly/2AwE4sF
    TIFU by being in a rush - https://bit.ly/3cZd4PB
    TIFU by helping a kid in a wheelchair - https://bit.ly/3eb1Oks
    TIFU by joking with students - https://bit.ly/2MRcSHA

    2 hr 7 min
  • Survival Science, Zombie Deer and Shit River - EP08 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Welcome to the Clueless Internet podcast, where we discuss the most amazing and bizarre news from around the world. In this episode, we learn about the mysterious phenomenon of a “zombie star” that survived a supernova explosion, the hilarious escapades of a Disneyland guest who took LSD and had the trip of his life, and the pros and cons of using Amazon and its services, especially when things go wrong.

     
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    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
     
    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode…
     
    Today I Learned
    TIL about an extreme science exam - https://bit.ly/2C0UNEN
    TIL about the deaf smoke alarms - https://bit.ly/3fj6Ewo
    TIL about the Zombie Star - https://bit.ly/30EYnPq
    TIL about 59 years of sanity - https://bit.ly/3flEQr6
    TIL narrow is the way to go - https://bit.ly/30D2WcX
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Tokyo senior citizen steals 159 bicycle seats in bizarre revenge plot - https://bit.ly/3hvRWEn
    Fake - Scottish man enters tap dancing sheep into talent contest, comes second
    Real - 'Zombie deer' threatening to invade US state - https://abcn.ws/3cZVlaW
    Fake - News anchor in Dodge City, Kansas has confessed to lightly strangling interviewees to “test their might” before interviews
    Real - Disneyland visitor on LSD falls into lake then turns up naked after 130-person search - https://bit.ly/30DsTZH
    Fake - Yorkshire based farmer, believes he is being watched by the government, after finding camera implanted in one of his cattle.
    Today I Fucked Up
    TIFU by pulling a prank - https://bit.ly/2AnClGb
    TIFU with an airbnb - https://bit.ly/3e25Nji
    TIFU by picking up an elderly woman - https://bit.ly/2UHnGwh
    TIFU by following mom’s recipes - https://bit.ly/2C4VSLZ
    TIFU by trusting Amazon - https://bit.ly/3fjoOOp

    1 hr 58 min
  • Pablo Eskobear, Super Snake and Warp 6 Pain - EP07 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Join us for the Clueless Internet podcast, where we explore the fascinating stories behind the headlines. In this episode, we dive into the world of chocolate and reveal the secrets of Charlie Bucket, the owner of the most famous chocolate factory in history. We also uncover how a simple barbecue tradition sparked a legal dispute in Australia, and how a woman learned the hard way to always check the ingredients before using a product.

     
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    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
     
    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode…
     
    Today I Learned
    TIL movies have a bigger impact than we think - https://bit.ly/3cuXgnv
    TIL about Charlie Buckets interesting future - https://bit.ly/36YoMsm
    TIL about Pablo Eskobear - https://bit.ly/2Xyqeik
    TIL why we can’t have circle pizza boxes - https://bit.ly/2UaZH8v
    TIL 10,000 steps per day is a symbol - https://bit.ly/3gV0W5y
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa before online delivery - https://bit.ly/3dtFceR
    Fake - LA based personal trainer spreading word of “crying workout”, which includes crying in graveyards and eating raw onions
    Real - Oklahoma man driving stolen vehicle caught with rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey and firearm - https://bit.ly/372nVao
    Fake - New Mexico couple arrested after police find Jack Black shrine in neighbours air vents, complete with saliva sample and lock of hair.
    Real - Massive BBQ planned outside vegan’s home after she complained about meat smell - https://bit.ly/2zU4dS2
    Fake - Malaysian government to offer elderly couples $1,000 each to die faster, thanks to accidental law
    Today I Fucked Up
    TIFU by going down a rabbit hole - https://bit.ly/3eJq5hw
    TIFU by going on a date - https://bit.ly/2BBjUy1
    TIFU by mowing the lawn - https://bit.ly/2Y3zOIG
    TIFU by being horny - https://bit.ly/2Y4N8N0
    TIFU by being a nervous flyer - https://bit.ly/2zU4kgq

    1 hr 59 min
  • Reusable Sandwiches, Honey Meth and Murder Kits - EP06 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Are you ready for another episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, where we reveal the most ridiculous and funny stories from the internet? In this episode, we answer some burning questions: How can a nuclear bomb help you light a cigarette? How can a pill tell you what’s going on in your intestines? And how can a hug land you in jail? You won’t believe the answers to these questions and more on the Clueless Internet podcast.

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    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode…

    Today I Learned
    TIL about a painless life - https://bit.ly/3eQx7ky
    TIL about the reusable sandwich - https://bit.ly/2UaXU3h
    TIL about the hidden millions - https://bit.ly/36ZqyJS
    TIL about the nuclear bomb alternative uses - https://bit.ly/2AIWdD9
    TIL about NASA busting a 75-year-old woman - https://bit.ly/2U8glFV
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Chinese kindergarten principal fired after kids welcomed with pole dance - https://cnn.it/2XY4M5f
    Fake - Chipshop in Yorkshire closed, due to traces of “printer ink” being found in fish fingers
    Real - Man jailed for nearly 3 months after Jamaican honey mistaken for meth - https://bit.ly/2Ub2qii
    Fake - Yorkshire doctor fired after prescribing moonshine for erectile dysfunction
    Real - With indigestible pill, you can track fart development in real time on your phone - https://bit.ly/3dBzWpq
    Fake - French man found using fake identity to become mayor of Montego Bay, Jamaica
    Today I Fucked Up
    TIFU by having a dream - https://bit.ly/2XvTXYT
    TIFU by hiding - https://bit.ly/2Y0e14H
    TIFU by teaching my children not to fight - https://bit.ly/2Y3n055
    TIFU by going to my local hardware store - https://bit.ly/2U8gvx1
    TIFU by not going for a hug - https://bit.ly/2Y4o1dv

    1 hr 39 min

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The Clueless Internet Podcast is a podcast where Alex and Howard explore the weird and wonderful stories from around the world. Join them as they share their reactions and opinions on the most bizarre…