The Clueless Internet Podcast

The Clueless Internet Podcast

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  • Road Kill Wedding, Mcauley Culkin, and More Nettles - EP05 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Get ready for another episode of the Clueless Internet podcast, where we dive into the most weird and wonderful stories from the internet. In this episode, we discuss how a simple gesture ended a violent conflict, how a boy had more than 500 teeth removed from his mouth and how a woman showed her love for her cat in the worst way possible. You won’t believe what you’re about to hear on the Clueless Internet podcast.

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    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode…

    Today I Learned
    TIL about Japanese Anti-Crime Balls - https://bit.ly/2AjL7V8
    TIL How to Stop a Battle - https://bit.ly/3diP62S
    TIL 30 Seconds makes all the difference - https://bit.ly/2ZTLfW2
    TIL Mcauley Culkin's real name - https://bit.ly/3eCNQrp
    TIL we are all one regular sized sugar cube - https://bit.ly/36O0l0H
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Bride and groom offering £5k for chef to secretly feed roadkill to wedding party - https://bit.ly/2ZTLhgC
    Fake - Judge sentences accused to 5 more years for replying with “No u”
    Real - Man becomes World Stinging Nettle champion after devouring 58ft of the plant - https://bit.ly/3ey2Gzt
    Fake - Pharmacy in China shut down for “taste testing” customers prescriptions in-front of them
    Real - Child aged 7 has 526 teeth removed from his mouth - https://bit.ly/2ZS14MU
    Fake - Russian drone believed to be stealing cattle from Ukranian farm
    Today I Fucked Up
    TIFU by angering my mother-in-law - https://bit.ly/2ZTLbFM
    TIFU by driving to lunch - https://bit.ly/3dubF4V
    TIFU with a pillow - https://bit.ly/2yQPers
    TIFU and now my cat loves me - https://bit.ly/2AsmzsX
    TIFU by trying to blow my wife's mind - https://bit.ly/2ZMdAxA

    1 hr 23 min
  • Velociraptor Repellent PSA, The Staple Hour and The Moon Bishop- EP04 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Hey, you’re listening to the Clueless Internet podcast, where we bring you the craziest stories from the online world. Today, we have some real gems for you: a guy who survived Siberia with nothing but his bare hands and a lot of luck, a woman who got proposed to in the most awkward way possible and a place where time doesn’t exist. Sounds unbelievable, right? Well, you’ll have to listen to find out more!

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    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode…
    Today I Learned
    TIL about the lightning miracle - https://bit.ly/3eztOOO
    - The follow up article - https://bit.ly/2Mf89ze
    TIL about the little survivor - https://bit.ly/2McItDd
    TIL about 15 foot tall penguin - https://bit.ly/2Xl0gyJ
    TIL about the 12 frames of the spider - https://bit.ly/3gCEePl
    TIL about the Bishop of the Moon - https://bit.ly/2TSVt5r
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Russian man arrested under anti-terror law after talking about philosophy of yoga - https://bit.ly/3etpT5O
    Fake - Safari in Ohio is offering a $10,000 reward for the safe return of it’s eldest giraffe, who was stolen days ago
    Real - Woman Accuses Taco Bell of Putting 'Door Knob' in Her Nachos - https://bit.ly/2TQJcOA
    Fake - Japanese woman convinced pothole outside of her home is a sign of spiritual unrest within her community
    Real - Norwegian island wants to erase the concept of time, so they can do what they want when they want - https://bit.ly/3ew6MZ0
    Fake - Pen factory in the Netherlands accidently made 100,000 mugs before realizing the error
    Today I Fucked Up
    TIFU by hiding my addiction - https://bit.ly/3cjADCt
    TIFU by tricking my entire apartment building - https://bit.ly/2AkQN16
    TIFU by diving into a pool - https://bit.ly/3gwsMVz
    TIFU the perfect plan - https://bit.ly/3etpOPy
    TIFU by nearly twisting my dick - https://bit.ly/2Mc9wyB

    1 hr 18 min
  • Disney Black Market, Rats on Trial and Fox Urine - EP03 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Join us for some laughs and lessons as we discuss the most outrageous and unbelievable stories from the internet. In this episode, we talk about a woman who fought a shark, a man who married a pirate ghost and a girl who got a creepy gift from her crush. Subscribe now and don't miss this episode of the Clueless Internet podcast!

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    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.

    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode...

    Today I Learned
    TIL about J.R.R. Tolkien - https://bit.ly/3d3RrhU
    TIL About the guy who fought for an arm - https://bit.ly/2WZbNDA
    TIL How you can use Fox piss - https://bit.ly/3d3eNo0
    TIL about Disney's black market - https://bit.ly/36voiKj
    TIL about the French rat trial - https://bit.ly/36tQ5KZ
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Woman who 'married 300-year-old pirate ghost needed exorcism after violent breakup' - https://bit.ly/2ZA0TFW
    Fake - Manchester Pitbull found in Cardiff sewer system, after 3 years of being deemed dead
    Real - Bishop plans to spray holy water from a helicopter to exorcise the evil from his city - https://bit.ly/2LYAOs5
    Fake - Man arrested after “smuggling” 0.0034g of over german border, in the sole of his shoe
    Real - Bat hidden in iPad case bites pensioner's finger, leaving him with rabies - https://bit.ly/2X1CHL9
    Fake - Texas Cinema temporarily closing after escaped rhino crashes through wall during screening
    Today I Fucked Up
    TIFU by masturbating high at work - https://bit.ly/2LUlCfA
    TIFU by breaking my dad's dog's heart - https://bit.ly/3d5BBmU
    TIFU by stealing a Christmas tree - https://bit.ly/2Xs7JuC
    TIFU by holding hands with a girl I just met - https://bit.ly/2ZAFCMl
    TIFU by not opening a gift - https://bit.ly/3eoZ5E5

    1 hr 4 min
  • Laser Eyed Horse, Sex Lakes and Augmented Reality - EP02 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Join us as we chat about some of the most outrageous stories we’ve found on the internet. In this episode, we talk about how bees need to gossip to survive, how eating cactus spines could prevent HIV, and how one student submitted a rap song instead of a final paper. Don’t miss this hilarious episode of The Clueless Internet Podcast, where we share our clueless commentary on these weird and wonderful tales.

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    Check out our podcast - https://cluelessinter.net 

    Disclaimer: Please take this all with a pinch of salt... better make it a cup for good measure.
    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode...

    Today I Learned
    TIL Bees needing all the latest gossip - https://bit.ly/2LZ2UU4
    TIL about the laser eyed horse - https://bit.ly/2ZN4sZJ
    TIL about Barney helping and hurting people - https://bit.ly/3elWJ90
    TIL Holographic Wills - https://bit.ly/2XswcQq
    TIL overdosing and cooking to death is banned - https://bit.ly/2M1BJrC
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Mum plans to turn her breast milk into jewellery so she can keep it as a memento - https://bit.ly/3ejae9f
    Fake - Family found living in hotel air vents, surviving on kitchen leftovers and guests mini fridges
    Real - School enrols sheep to boost numbers and avoid closure - https://bit.ly/3gp4jRK
    Fake - Doctor in Australia claims “eating cactus spines” can decrease the likelihood of contracting HIV
    Real - Dinosaurs not wiped out by asteroid but ‘lack of sex lakes’ - https://bit.ly/2B27SgL
    Fake - Kitchen in New York caught using ‘cardboard chunks’ in their famous ‘New York Special’ dish
    Fucked Up World
    TIFU by taking LSD - https://bit.ly/2LVEzOT
    TIFU by having sex at a family wedding - https://bit.ly/3edxXre
    TIFU by not submitting my final papers. - https://bit.ly/3c931Y5
    TIFU by playing an augmented reality game in 7/11 - https://bit.ly/36uIVGa
    TIFU by becoming a kidnapper - https://bit.ly/2LUiC2O

    1 hr 6 min
  • Jail Break, Cheating With Pizza and Naked Aerodynamics - EP01 | The Clueless Internet Podcast

    Join Alex and Howard as they explore the most bizarre and hilarious stories from around the world. Laugh and gasp with them as they share their clueless commentary on prison escapes, pizza delivery disasters, and more. Tune in to the first episode of The Clueless Internet Podcast, where they dive into the art of escaping prison with rocks and the unexpected consequences of buying pizza for someone else.

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    Disclaimer: we are clueless and anything we say in this podcast should be taken with a pinch of salt, we do try our best to get everything right though, promise.

    Have a look through the stories we covered this episode...

    Today I Learned

    TIL About the Airline Employee who was fed up and quit in the best way - https://bit.ly/3bczQUk
    TIL Sony fucked up when buying Spider-Man - https://bit.ly/3a8Ybc2
    TIL about the “bridge of Tits” - https://bit.ly/2XBEk2D
    TIL About the guy who was freed from prison because he was able to escape - https://bit.ly/2V6ymVQ
    TIL About the Australian PM who loved swimming a bit too much - https://bit.ly/2Vphclp
    3 Real 3 Fake
    Real - Man 'cures' his hay fever - by rubbing stinging nettles on skin once a week - https://bit.ly/34vOxPG
    Fake - Over 3,000 people every year from across the globe, travel to Kent to get face rubs from dog
    Real - Doctors urge women to stop putting garlic in their vaginas - https://bit.ly/3eivw7N
    Fake - Florida Man plans to build own "rocket" and fly to North Korea to fist-fight Leader Kim Jong Un
    Real - Man tries to board flight naked saying clothes made him 'less aerodynamic' - https://bit.ly/2JZxfkj
    Fake - A family in Philadelphia are believed to have been robbed by the spirit of Michael Jackson
    Today I Fucked Up
    TIFU by bringing a sex toy to a family birthday party - https://bit.ly/3bcA7Xm
    TIFU by having my mom take me to the ER for blue balls - https://bit.ly/2yaQWDm
    TIFU by having a threesome - https://bit.ly/3elUN0I
    TIFU by menstruating all over my ex's mom's white cat - https://bit.ly/2JYsl7o
    TIFU by buying my neighbor pizza - https://bit.ly/2JYsnw2

    1 hr 6 min

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The Clueless Internet Podcast is a podcast where Alex and Howard explore the weird and wonderful stories from around the world. Join them as they share their reactions and opinions on the most bizarre…