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In the face of snatching victory from the jaws of defeat, Yegg Battalion is rewarded with medals, promotions and responsibilities. Pleather experiences being Ratatouille'd. Sixty-Nine gets a glow-up. Sparky fights a toxic custody battle. Deck seeks tech support. Everyone lift, we can move this couch on three. https://thecoffin.club

IN A SUNDERED LAND
Rated 10 for dark themes, violence, sexual content and anti-Terra sentiment.
163 minutes
"In A Sundered Land" is the latest biographical drama directed by Jonathan Sweetman starring Liam DiFrancesco, Margaret Landeskog, Brianna Nordberg, Nasir al-Bukhari and Bigg Chanse. Set in District 8 in the first year of Unification, a governmental functionary (DiFrancesco) discovers a smuggling ring meant to empower a rising demagogue (Chanse) and his mission of secession. Complicating things are a firebrand journalist (Nordberg), a trauma doctor struggling to stretch supplies (Landeskog) and the uncomfortable history the functionary's husband (al-Bukhari) has with the land. Received the 17th annual Acclaim Award for Best Actor (DiFrancesco), Best Supporting Actress (Landeskog), Best Costumes and Best Song ("Mother's Land, Where My Spirit Lies", performed by al-Bukhari, arranged and orchestrated by Noel Valencia's Instrumental Orchestra).

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In the wake of the last mission, Yegg Squadron deals with what they've experienced the best way they know how: by ignoring it. Sparky gives orders. Sixty-Nine learns how her faith is actually practiced. Pleather vows to never be caught wrong-footed again. Deck learns the true meaning of want. Everyone shares their burger opinions https://thecoffin.club

DAILY CONFIRMATIONS

My ears are beautiful, pointed and pristine.

My eyes are becoming more clear and skilled.

I am already immortal. I have already conquered this feat. This makes me closer to perfect every day.

I harmonize with the song of creation.

I do not have nightmares.

I do not need to listen to the dread.

I do not wake up remembering my dreams.

I do not flinch at phantom pains. This was an alibi.

Every day I practice makes me closer to walking on water.

I have no urge to bare my soul to others. I am above them. They are slaves to death.

I am psychic.

I do not need to masturbate.

My patience is infinite. My will is eternal.

I do not remember my death.

My eyes are turning more purple every day.

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Finalized Details for Test #18

Six (6) Specimens prepared for experimentation/implantation

Twelve (12) Subjects prepared for testing

Grounds cleared and maintained for testing

Oversight Staff: Director, Intern

Backup Staff: 9th Infantry Unit

Main Objective: run Scenario #44 with Specimen 6, full conditioning protocol engaged after implantation, monitor outcome.

Secondary Objective: contain all Specimens and Subjects to grounds.

Tertiary Objective: recruit useful personnel if applicable.

Director's note: Specimen 6 is not to be underestimated. She is an intricate piece of engineering that can be conditioned, but the devil is oft in the details. Control may be exerted or lessened as needed but collateral damage/creative interpretation of the protocol conditioning will occur regardless of our intentions.

Stay alert. Stay prepared. Stay armed. Faith protects but action saves.

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My mother was a drop of blood.
My father was a knife.
I thank you for this blessed meal
And new purpose in life.
Tonight I am your humble guest,
I hope you understand,
They compel me to prove my worth
With Father in my hand.
I ask of you to take up arms,
I beg of you to try.
I want to show you all I've got,
Whoever dies will die.

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The Troopers celebrate the success over Planet Cameron. Sixty Nine mourns the dead. Pleather makes a new friend. Deck hits the books. Sparky learns the letter of the law. Everyone learns how hard it is to clean up after the dead.

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My love,

Thank you for embarking on this grand adventure with me. They drill us on tactics and weapons and all I can do is think of your face, of coming home to you and your home-cooked meals, of the two of us spending another night together. Your company has been an anchor; it's a small place in the machine but it's ours, a cold drink after a hot day.

I'm sorry I can't tell you this in person. I'm sorry I have to leave this message for you to wake up to it. I couldn't bear to tell you when our first mission would be, and that time has come after all these years of traveling together. I think you knew I was hiding it from you, and I'm sorry I was, but I couldn't bear to see you sad.

We'll see each other again and I'll make it up to you. I promise.

Forever faithful, forever yours,
Hoover

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Things come to a head for the Monstrous Misfits in an explosive series finale. Miracle stands strong and demonstrates their power. The Assembly makes a new friend. Presto shoots his shot. Melody goes for one last drive. Everyone makes memories that will last for the rest of the school year. https://thecoffin.club