The Coffin Club

The Student Body Part Seven: Outnumbered and outgunned, the Monstrous Misfits are forced to plan on the fly. The Assembly listens to hearts and minds. Presto calls to action. Miracle gets the last laugh. Melody tips the scales just so. The chance for everyone who learn who killed them threatens to go up in smoke. https://thecoffin.club

The Monstrous Misfits get to boogie down. Presto wrestles with family, politics and decisions. Melody dances around answering questions. Miracle spreads the world around. The Assembly isn't mad at you, we promise. Everyone makes Jess miserable with their NPC name suggestions. https://thecoffin.club

The Monstrous Misfits attend the Zauberpanzer match (or compete in it, in Melody's case). Thank God the Assembly is only watching the game, controlling it. Miracle joins in the roar of the crowd. Melody tries to channel PANZERGEIST! to minimize casualties and get answers. Presto does some important reading and draws some fun conclusions. Everyone's going to go get pizza after the game is done whether or not their house wins. https://thecoffin.club

Jess caught COVID so instead we played a one-shot of Himbo Treasure Hunt. Our Brave 'Bos embark on a quest to find the buried treasure of famous NASCAR driver Big Bill McClaren in order to save their local gym in Surf City USA from being turned into condos. Are they good at solving mysteries and looking for clues? Heavens no. Will they try anyway? Absolutely. For more information about characters, visit https://thecoffin.club

The Monstrous Misfits prepare for the homecoming game and following dance. Presto lays out their hopes and dreams. The Assembly tinkers with tinctures. Melody becomes a team player. Miracle learns what is and isn't comedy. Everyone gets down at the get-down that is tank waltzing to such classics as Hussar Dance. https://thecoffin.club

The school day continues. Miracle has a difference of opinion. Presto speaks truth to power. Melody considers strangers like her. The Assembly ponders their predicament. Everyone gets the third degree from the authorities. https://thecoffin.club

The Monstrous Misfits exit the dungeon into the wider world. Miracle joins the mean kids. Melody lives her life one quarter mile at a time. The Assembly's cool, they're cool, don't be a cop about it. Presto decides to make better friends. Everyone gets involved in isometric exercises. https://thecoffin.club

Session zero and character creation, talking about the setting and feeling things out. Bastion rolls the dice. Sophie builds a pyre. Lavender summons the swarm. Grint kills Jess with an acronym. https://thecoffin.club