Safety first: wear a helmet, people.

Break the hair dye cycle & other epiphanies.

In which we contemplate insignificance?

Nothing in this world that we like more than... budgets.

Collectively we've had a lot of roommates, and thus we have a lot to say.

Who picked this topic anyway? www.ismercuryinretrograde.com

We like seltzer, we're not monsters.

This episode is very revealing.

Let's just say that both of us are the best thing since sliced bread and neither of us is a psychopath.

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