The Cold Take episodes:

• April 30, 2018S2E20: Death

  If you get dead, stay dead.

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• April 23, 2018S2E19: Emojis

  You're the fluffy chick to our flamenco woman.

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• April 16, 2018S2E18: Flowers

  Hi good morning we made you a bouquet.

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• April 09, 2018S2E17: Ohio

  There's nothing wrong with Ohio, except the snow, rain, and neo-Nazis.

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• April 03, 2018S2E16: Pop Stars

  It's Britney, b*tch.

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• March 26, 2018S2E15: Chivalry

  This episode is the sequel to Bend It Like Beckham.

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• March 19, 2018S2E14: Makeup

  Don't borrow Jackie's sunscreen.

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• March 05, 2018S2E13: Post-MFA Life

  Or: don't think too hard about it.

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• February 26, 2018S2E12: Siblings vs. Only Children

  A fight to the death.

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• February 19, 2018S2E11: Problematic Faves

  In which we are our own problematic faves.

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