Define "bedding." No really, we're a little confused.

Are you afraid of the dark? We're not. But we are afraid of like, clowns and shit like that.

Maybe it's Monday morning in real life, but it's always Friday night at bowling alley karaoke. Pick a song, let's get off-key together.

This episode is like a blue-green swirl, it's a hummingbird jackhammer. You know what we mean.

This weather is really something, huh?

Play reunion bingo with us! This evening we're hanging out in the high school gym, on the lookout for: the former cool kids who aren't cool anymore, the new partner who can't wait to get out of here, and all of the glow-ups. We spiked the punch.

Stay up late with us and talk about ghosts in the dark. We promise to try really hard to not creep you out. We promise to not die in the middle of the episode and become ghosts ourselves. Bonus: our favorite reads of 2017, feat. Samantha Irby, Celeste Ng, & several more!

Welcome back to our podcast, where we talk about things we know about. This week, we're here to tell you about sports. Sports balls, sports games, the sporting life, the players of the sport, and obviously: sportsmanship. Just kidding, we don't know any of these words! But really this is our topic.

Our podcast retweeted you once, but maybe that doesn't mean anything. Our podcast always looks at you in like, that one way, you know? Our podcast is so cute. So cute! Like whoa, a daydream. A heartthrob. You have a crush on our podcast. And here's a secret: our podcast has a crush on you, too.

Oh the places you'll go, oh the things you'll hear. We're back and traveling all over the place! In this episode, hang out with us in Baltimore, Colorado, Akron, and other fascinating locales, as well as inside some cars. Jackie's really good at driving. Cade is, you know, licensed to drive.