Stop the podcast, we want to get off! JK, much like a trip by rail, this podcast just keeps on going in a mostly pleasant way. This episode is ostensibly about trains.

Flower crowns: they're floral, they're trendy, and they're easy AF to acquire right now. We got together (and wore some fast-fashion flower crowns) to talk about what makes floral headgear so fun, standing out, and whether it's possible to appropriate your own culture.

Welcome to the ekphrastic episode, in which we respond to works by Barbara Kruger and try to figure out what ekphrasis is. Also, what's black, white, and red all over? There's a very strict color palette for this episode.

For our very first two-part episode, we go all the way back, to where our lives first intersected: France. If you’ve been curious about who we even are or why, here’s a great place to start. Perhaps the anticipation has been killing you, but we hope you're still out there for Part 2.

For our very first two-part episode, we go all the way back, to where our lives first intersected: France. If you've been curious about who we even are or why, here's a great place to start. More in Part 2, next week.

SPOILER: we don't think that avocado toast is the reason neither of us owns a house! In this episode, we deconstruct a food, eat a trend, and make a case for millennials.

Add a little bit of sparkle to a lot of horse genes, and what do you get? A creature that literally does not exist, but has spawned trends, controversy, and now this podcast episode! Also: the German word for unicorn is “einhorn”…you’re welcome.

It is true that we believe tattoos don't exist for other people's consumption, but it is also true that we spent a lot of this episode describing and explaining our tattoos.

In this episode of The Cold Take, we discuss our confusing feelings about the cute creatures that humans keep in their homes. Also, remember how in the 90's you could buy frogs and have them delivered by mail?

In this throwback episode, we hang out and talk about high school superlatives. What did people predict about us back in the day(s), and were they right?