Win ugly, but bank the points.

Sly and Spook look at the tough, unfashionable win over the Eagles, preview the upcoming clash against the Blues, and answer criticism.

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Back from the bye, but business as usual.

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the win over the valiant Saints and speculate on the way forward.

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It's the traditional King's Birthday clash, and yet there was no Elvis in sight.

Melbourne (the state) brought the cold and the rain, while Melbourne (the club) tried to bring the bold and the pain.

But not to be.

Pies in a tight one, escaping miraculously.

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the win, the treatment of Nick Daicos, and read YOUR comments.

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The old bogie!

Shudder and brace for the worst ...

... until you don't have to.

Join Sly and Spook as they bravely dissect an emphatic pounding of the Hawks, examine player performances, and sorta preview the upcoming King's Birthday clash!

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A wealth of experience exited the Pies.

But fortunately, there were more than enough old hands to steady the ship.

Foremost among them were two stalwarts from the last eight years: Sly and Spook.

Join them as they dissect the amazing victory over North Melbourne, examining the performances of players young and old alike.

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As the deluge inundated Melbourne and the cold seeped in, one thing remained hot: the Pies!

Join Sly and Spook as they examine Collingwood's triumph over the Crows, examine Kane Cornes and his idiocy, and preview the upcoming clash against the Roos.

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What a rousing victory!Five day break, players rested, injuries building, statistically bullied, and yet the Pies find a way to get it done.Join Sly and Spook in euphoria.All on The Rant!

So ends the streak!

People will blame umpires, but there are more damning culprits.

Join Sly and Spook as they examine the loss to Geelong, read feedback, and preview the upcoming clash against the Dockers.

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The weather came against us!

The umpires fought their best!

And here we are: victorious over the Bombers on Anzac Day 2025.

What a win from the Pies, spearheaded by the evergreen Steele Sidebottom.

Check out Sly and Spook as they examine the win, the merits of the players, and the idiocy of the media!

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What an emphatic win over the reigning premiers!

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the triumph, break down the midfield, and look at the upcoming Anzac Day clash.

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