The Collingwood Rant

What a rousing victory!Five day break, players rested, injuries building, statistically bullied, and yet the Pies find a way to get it done.Join Sly and Spook in euphoria.All on The Rant!

So ends the streak!

People will blame umpires, but there are more damning culprits.

Join Sly and Spook as they examine the loss to Geelong, read feedback, and preview the upcoming clash against the Dockers.

All on The Rant!

The weather came against us!

The umpires fought their best!

And here we are: victorious over the Bombers on Anzac Day 2025.

What a win from the Pies, spearheaded by the evergreen Steele Sidebottom.

Check out Sly and Spook as they examine the win, the merits of the players, and the idiocy of the media!

All on the Rant!

What an emphatic win over the reigning premiers!

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the triumph, break down the midfield, and look at the upcoming Anzac Day clash.

All on The Rant!

Well, what's better than the traditional Gather Round, a storied and prestigious event that goes back all of three years?

That would be a convincing win over Sydney!

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the triumph over the Swans, look at Collingwood's dominance and how that reflected in player performances, and preview the upcoming game against Brisbane.

All on the Rant!

A win over the Old Enemy!

Over the filth!

The scum!

The thieves!

The fiends!

The c#ntabulous!

But just how meritorious was it?

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the game, and how it factors into Collingwood's 2025, as well as a preview at the upcoming game against the Sydney Swines.

All on The Rant!

A gruelling win!

Unattractive, really.

Yet, the Pies got it done -- a tense battle of attrition to beat the one-hundred-year-old Bulldogs.

Join Sly and Spook as they examine the match.

All on The Rant!

The Rant's back, and so are the Pies with a comprehensive smashing of Port Adelaide.Why the turnaround? How does it change so quickly? Well, who knows?But Sly and Spook try to find out.All on The Rant!

A disappointing start to 2025, but a fantastic way to start ranting!

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the loss to GWS, examine the team's make-up, and preview the upcoming clash against the Power!

All on The Rant!

Look who's back!

Rantier than ever, clinical, cynical, and beery, Sly and Spook look at Collingwood's list rejuvenation over the off-season, what 2025 will look like, and preview the game against the Giants!

All on the Rant!