The Collingwood Rant

Here's to another heartstopper!

Collingwood and Adelaide have fought some great battles in recent years -- well, great because Collingwood's won them.

Now, Collingwood have withstood the luckless Crows and the brilliant Izak Rankine to come from behind and hold on in a nail-biter.

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the victory over Adelaide, look at the injuries, and preview the upcoming clash against the Dockers.

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Injury-riddled, depleted, Collingwood faced the might of the West Coast Eagles!

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect a brave, brave victory over that powerhouse from the west, look at the Pies' injuries, and preview the upcoming clash against the Crows!

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Whoooooooo!

What a win against the old enemy, Carlton.

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the undermanned victory, look at the Lachie Schultz suspension, and preview the game against the Eagles.

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It's been a long time between draws.

As the Pies battled ingloriously against the resurgent Bombers, many have wondered if it's about time to write the premiers' epitaph for 2024.

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the Anzac Day clash, look at struggling players, and preview the upcoming battle against the nemesis, Carlton.

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Punch-drunk and staggering in the first quarter, before a Rocky-like comeback to obliterate the opponent, on Saturday Collingwood reminded everybody why they are the reigning premier.

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the win over Port Adelaide, look at the tribunal and the media, and preview the upcoming Anzac Day clash.

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Can it get any more sublime?

Can it get any uglier?

Like all games, it was a game of two halves: Good Collingwood vs Bad Collingwood.

Will the real Collingwood please stand up?

Sly and Spook look at Jack Ginnivan in the press, Gather Round, the clash against the Hawks, atrocious umpiring, and the upcoming game against the Power in two weeks.

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We're back!

Or are we?

Collingwood sober up from their flag hangover with a sterling victory in the grand final rematch.

Sly and Spook look at the game, Caroline Wilson's call on Craig McRae, the Brisbane furore, the upcoming Hawthorn game, and more!

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The madness continues!

Collingwood stumble through another uninspiring loss.

But what is the reason? What is the malaise? And is it too late to arrest?

Sly and Spook examine the possible reasons behind Collingwood's 2024 woes, highlight the Hypocrite of the Week, and preview the grand final replay against the Brisbane Lions.

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The Joker said it best: "Here ... we ... go."

A disastrous flag unfurling, followed by an insipid performance, what malaise plagues the 2024 Pies?

Sly and Spook look at the club's machinations post-flag, the horrible loss to the Swans, and preview the upcoming game against the Saints.

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So the season begins.

Well, sorta.

It's Opening Round, and Collingwood traveled to the Showgrounds to face the Greater Western Sydney Giants, only to be handed a rude awakening.

Or is it?

Is the worry merited? Or is it just another game?

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the loss to the Giants, the Mason Cox furore, and the upcoming game against the Swans.

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