The Cologne Podcast

Can a podcast reach its natural end, or is there always a way to keep the passion alive? Join us as we confront this existential question about the Cologne Podcast's future. We share our summer fragrance picks—Ryan's love for Guerlain Vetiver and Myke's unwavering loyalty to Luna rosa Carbon. Our hearts overflow with gratitude for our listeners' generous gifts and reflect on how our refined palates urge us to revisit early reviews. The financial and creative challenges we've faced are laid bare as we ponder whether this might be a turning point for us.

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What makes Khamrah the fragrance that's capturing everyone's attention? Join us as we embark on a week-long sensory journey with this renowned scent, generously gifted by our Patreon friend, Perfume Tea from up north. We scrutinize whether it truly stands up to the buzz it's generating, especially when compared to Oud for Glory and the celebrated Angel Share by Killian. With no holds barred, we dish out our raw, unfiltered thoughts on its luxe packaging and playful presentation.

Ever wondered if a $20 to $40 fragrance could rival high-end brands like Kilian? You’ll be surprised by the quality and performance we unearthed in this affordable gem. We break down the scent’s unique blend, its versatile application, and even touch on its perceived femininity—a hot topic among our friends and listeners alike. Amidst our musings, we fondly recount our morning walks, lattes, and danishes, painting a vivid picture of where and how this fragrance fits into daily life.

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Can a fragrance create as much division as it does admiration? This episode takes you on a nostalgic journey with Hacivat by Nishane, a scent that has ignited passionate debates among our listeners since we first reviewed it over three years ago. Join Myke and Ryan as they revisit their initial experiences and undying admiration for this polarizing fragrance, while addressing listener feedback and a particularly critical perspective. Through honest reflections, we reaffirm our love for Hacivat's unique composition and reevaluate our initial judgments, underscoring the evolving nature of our fragrance journey.

Which pineapple fragrance reigns supreme? We spark a lively discussion on whether Aventus truly pioneered the pineapple scent revolution and introduce a new contender, Insidious, that might have dethroned the classic. Excitement brews as we contemplate a thrilling head-to-head episode featuring both scents and share our one-night stand review of Nishane's Kredo, noting its slightly feminine allure. With humorous musings about managing a live episode without our producer Todd, we invite listeners to join our Patreon for exclusive content and giveaways, adding an extra layer of engagement to our fragrance community.

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Ever wondered what makes a fragrance truly unforgettable? Join us as we dive into an interactive and hilarious episode featuring a live unboxing and testing of Terre d'Hermes Pure Perfume, complete with scathing reviews and unfiltered opinions. Our friends Jonathan and Doug make real-time appearances, adding to the fun with their unique takes and antics. Plus, one lucky listener gets the chance to win a free fragrance, making this episode a must-listen for any scent enthusiast.

Miss Tundra graces us with her presence, bringing insightful commentary on a mysterious fragrance featuring notes of dirty orange, spice, and vetiver. We compare it to classics like Terre d'Hermes and Guerlain Vetiver, exploring its complex, evolving nature. Listener comments add richness to our discussion, revealing the fragrance's elegance and unique zest. We even digress into the fascinating world of flint artifacts in Texas, making this segment as educational as it is entertaining.

As we wrap things up, we take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reflecting on how our podcast has evolved and the memorable reactions from our beloved listeners. Doug shares his journey from discovering our show to becoming an avid follower, while Miss Tundra reveals how she stays entertained during her travels. We also give heartfelt shout-outs to supporters like Harley James of Kojo Roastery and longtime fan Cynthia. Balancing discussions of male and female-leaning fragrances, we celebrate the wonderful community we've built together, ensuring this episode is heartfelt, humorous, and highly engaging.

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Myke took a huge gamble on a blind buy and surprises Ryan in this episode. Will the $400 fragrance be a good investment? Or, has Myke wasted his money on something he'll never wear?

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Today, we're dishing out the unvarnished truth on Xerjoff's Nio, a scent that has stirred up quite the discussion, from its uncanny resemblance to 'new car smell' to our own evolving relationship with Portrait of a Lady. Will our overnight fling with this scent leave us yearning for more, or are we destined for a fragrance friend-zone? Tune in and find out as we dissect these scents with our typical blend of wit and candor.

Ever wondered if paying top dollar for Creed's Green Irish Tweed is truly worth it when Irish Spring soap exudes a similar charm? We're peeling back the layers of scent snobbery and price tags, exploring the lush greenery of luxurious fragrances versus their budget-friendly doppelgängers. All the while, we're drawing unexpected parallels between Bitcoin's rollercoaster ride and the fluctuating fortunes of high-end perfumes. Join us as we navigate the fragrant waters of consumer influence, the true value of a spritz, and an exclusive Patreon offer that's just too good to keep under wraps.

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From the spicy sophistication of Portrait of a Lady to the unexpected amusement over Creed's pint-sized perfumes, we're toasting to the olfactory adventures and the cherished patrons who've made this journey an unforgettable ride. We even take a cheeky little detour to revisit Drakkar Noir, a classic that’s as controversial as it is iconic, proving that some scents never truly fade. 

Our episode is a mishmash of memory lane and the scent-sational present. Together, we unwrap the layers of Portrait of a Lady like it's the first time, debating its gender-bending bouquet and whether it still captivates our seasoned nostrils. We can't help but draw parallels to other rose-infused contenders that have crossed our paths, sparring over each other's take on its timeless allure. And as we dissect the dynamics of musky fragrances, we confront our personal biases, asking whether a scent can be judged by its sillage or if the true essence lies in its quiet linger.

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Uncover the mysteries of this bold vintage scent given to us by our loving patreon Jonathan Bleep, and see how it stacks up against the sweet expectations and nostalgic memories it conjures. We're not just sniffing around the past; we're also giving you our unfiltered opinions on Prada Luna Rossa Ocean Le Parfum in our one-night stand review. Hear our discussion on the trade-offs between price and uniqueness in today's fragrance landscape, and get a whiff of innovation—or lack thereof—through a listener's insightful commentary.

Fasten your seatbelts for a trip through scent and cinema as we examine the notes of Drakkar Noir, from the refreshing top notes down to the musky depths, and ponder if 'evil shaving cream' is an apt descriptor. Along the way, indulge in our musings on noir film tropes that parallel our aromatic escapades, and chuckle with us as we reminisce about past podcasting ventures such as 'Amateur Dicks,' where we fancied ourselves as sleuths. We're also weighing the pros and cons of splurging on full bottles versus sampling, navigating the value of fragrances. This episode is not just about scents; it's about the stories they tell and the impressions they leave.

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Ever wondered how to distinguish your bourbon from your whiskey or what makes Straight to Heaven by Kilian a scent worth discussing? Prepare for an episode swimming in the deep waters of fine bourbon and luxury scents, with our guest Sean, who's not only our whiskey whisperer but also our guide to olfactory excellence. We kick things off with a few laughs over a pool game before Sean schools us on the vital stats that define a true bourbon. Then, noses primed, we take on the divine promises of Straight to Heaven by Kilian and embark on a sensorial journey that blurs the lines between the warmth of a whiskey barrel and the allure of a well-crafted perfume.

Myke, Ryan, and Sean gather 'round for an episode that's as rich and complex as the notes of a vintage whiskey. We raise our glasses to the nuances of bourbon tasting, sharing how we learned to identify the subtle flavors of caramel and vanilla that dance across the palate. But we're not just here for the spirits—our fragrance exploration ventures into the woodsy depths of Straight to Heaven, comparing its performance on skin versus paper, and contemplating if a spritz truly can take us to celestial heights. Tune in for a hearty blend of humor and insight as we sniff out the differences between mahogany and sandalwood, all while dissecting the robust characteristics of our favorite scents.

As the glasses clink and the last spritzes settle, we find a moment to appreciate the dedication that goes into crafting both a fine bourbon and a standout podcast. With Sean's promise to return for more aromatic adventures, we share a toast to the community we've built through shared passions and a few good-hearted jokes. So whether you fancy yourself a connoisseur or you're just curious about the symphony of scents and spirits, join us for an unforgettable gathering where every moment is worth savoring. Cheers to the journey and, as always, let's 'Spray it up' in true fragrant camaraderie.

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Ever embarked on a scent-laden mission that rivals a spy movie? Well, Myke and Ryan sure did, as they recount our whimsical escapade to Dillard's in search of the elusive Prada Luna Rossa Ocean, Le Parfum. With the help of a mysteriously cooperative sales associate, we managed to snatch a sample not just for ourselves, but for one of our lucky Patreon supporters as well. As we unravel the olfactory tale of our latest conquest, we also bring you a "one-night stand" review of the intoxicating Wu Long Cha by Nishane, which left a scent trail in my car as indelible as a tattoo. And just when you thought it couldn't get any quirkier, we debate over phone etiquettes and the fate of fallen tester strips.

Strap in for an exhilarating ride as we dissect the high-octane world of sailboat racing and its glamorous meld with luxury fragrances. The Prada Luna Rossa line, a byproduct of the brand's illustrious racing team, serves as our focal point, blending the essence of competition with aromatic sophistication. From celebrity adventures, such as Jake Gyllenhaal's transmutation from sailor to aviator, to the bizarre influence of Taylor Swift's famed romances on the public psyche, we leave no buoy unturned. Expect a sea of laughter and irreverent analogies as we navigate through these pop culture currents.

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