This week, Anthony talks about how much he hates fun, we explain exactly why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the worst ninjas on the planet, Scott and Max discuss their weekend adventures with the Chinese mafia, half the cast pulls knives on the other half, we realize that "the South" is everywhere, some raccoons get trolled IRL, we tell you where NOT to go on a first date, and we wrap up with crack whores and babies. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.