Voicemail Dump Truck

Grubb, Bakalar, Dan, and Mike take the dump truck down a path of ugly cars, pretty denim, and water. ...JUST water. The inorganic compound with the chemical formula H2O. The transparent, tasteless, odorless, and nearly colorless chemical substance. The main constituent of Earth's hydrosphere and the fluids of all known living organisms. The vital component for all known forms of life, despite not providing food energy or organic micronutrients. The thing where its chemical formula, H2O, indicates that each of its molecules contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms, connected by covalent bonds. The substance where hydrogen atoms are attached to the oxygen atom at an angle of 104.45°. You know it on Earth as a solid, a liquid, and a gas, in which it forms precipitation in the form of rain and aerosols in the form of fog. It pops up as clouds, which consist of suspended droplets of water and ice. When finely divided, crystalline ice may precipitate in the form of snow. You might see its gaseous states, steam or water vapor. It's what covers about 71% of the Earth's surface, with seas and oceans making up most of the water volume (about 96.5%). Small portions of water occur as groundwater (1.7%), in the glaciers and the ice caps of Antarctica and Greenland (1.7%), and in the air as vapor, clouds (consisting of ice and liquid water suspended in air), and precipitation. Water moves continually through the water cycle of evaporation, transpiration (evapotranspiration), condensation, precipitation, and runoff, usually reaching the sea. It plays an important role in the world economy, since approximately 70% of the fresh water used by humans goes to agriculture. It's in your house right now; large quantities of water, ice, and steam are used for cooling and heating in industry and homes. Not just constructive, but destructive, it's an excellent solvent for a wide variety of substances, both mineral and organic; as such, it is widely used in industrial processes and in cooking and washing. Water in its many forms can be a key part of your daily entertainment if you love swimming, pleasure boating, boat racing, surfing, sport fishing, diving, ice skating, snowboarding, or skiing. It's water. Just. F***ing. Water.

The adults are all out for the week, so Grubb, Mike, Niki and Bailey are driving this dump truck at top speed down an unpaved road through Ohio, LA, and... "Disney Planet"?

Tam joins us on the dump truck as we recount meeting our heroes, proper bathroom etiquette after doing your business, dangerous theme park rides, and many more of your calls!

The Dumptruck is not a self-driving vehicle, but it is run purely off of vibes. We've got baggage to share as Bakalar, Bailey, Minotti, and Jan talk about the Torah, their relationship to fire, 3D printers, self-driving cars, chickens, and so much more.

We busted the Dump Truck out of the impound lot to deliver you voicemails, Arnold Palmers, and hair. So much hair. Honestly, mostly hair.

The Voicemail Dump Truck is constantly a vessel for discovery. We learn about salad leaves, the legal system, and the dangers of essential oils!

The Dump Truck is filled with cases of lollipops and suckers, grill explosions, interesting word choices from the youth, and more! Call into the Dump Truck at (707)EXIT-FLU

We go on a quest for a Dump Royale as we talk about proper bridge names, JoJo's Stands, eggs on sandwiches, and more!

Our friends Evil Uno and Adam Cole aka TheChugs pop by on the dump truck to talk about breakfast foods, VHS tapes, the original Saw movie, apes riding horses, and Jeff Bakalar's mysterious wrestling history!

This week the dump truck is loaded with our favorite dinosaurs, favorite sayings from 90s television shows, sad bastard covers of popular songs, and a lot of 3AM thoughts.