We're back for 2013 -- and it's time to discuss our New Year's adventures, hate on all those fun-havers, discuss the things you just can't do on Ikea furniture, go for a quick trip inside Brian's brain, shoot some guns, score some white trash digits, receive the most awkward massage ever, learn who might be a redneck, bring families together with our heartwarming 2012 clip show, curse all those curses, and stop sending us presents. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.