I joke about hoes, my crazy new Spotify ranking, secret racists, commitment fear, and friends with benefits.

I joke about hippos getting married, love for my skin tone, anooying people with their QR codes and puppy assholes.

I show off my secret talent, joke about an ustaz who has done some horrible tings, Nicki Minaj’s asshole, and the harriest (I dunno how to spell) vagina I’ve ever seen.

I joke about good wifi, royalty scandals, weekend barbeque, average length of sex sessions, and how to last longer in bed.

I have a guest Adam and we joke about a lot of porn, circumcision, weird things you can go to jail for, transexuals, and Malay sex noises.

I joke about my weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, ghosts, ramadan, butt fucking, and the French banning burqas.

I joke about my weed, fasting, sex noises and how to make a woman crazy about you.

I joke about taking the LRT home, governments spending too much money, and where the prettiest women come from.

I joke about how boobs look best, saggy boobs, more earphone problems, falling out of love and haram dating.

Please don’t listen if you don’t enjoy cringe comedy! I joke about pant shitting, my papa going viral, this amazing question Taylor asked me: Wouldn’t you like it if your future son-in-law could fuck your daughter well?