It’s a kinda chill one. I ramble about being spied on, why football and toxic relationships are the same thing, weirdos at Toastmasters, fake Youtube and how hUM@N5 aRE thE ReEL V1rU5.

I rant about Zern Tan, MLM, MySejahtera, MKN , RACIST tenants hating Indians and a horrible attempt at being positive.

We talk about haram date nights, differences between dating Chinese and Malay, Chinese aliens, we shit talk some of our friends, and honestly, the rest is all crap - enjoy!

A real rant about UMANY and freedom of speech. Stupid kids. Muslim divorce. And then I rant about the government.

I yell about syariah compliance and then go into a deep dive on “Manglish”.

I ramble about annoying quotes. Weird racists. Covid. DAP LADY getting caught breaching SOP. Lesbian vampires. Wanting to be a hot girl. Parents divorcing. The Nun movie. 14 year old Bangla gangster.

My parents gave me a weird name. My girlfriend is wonderful. Ghost farts. Mean cashier. Jennie from Black Pink. “Fresh” humans. 14 year old drug users.

I teach you how to become a better person. Eat, pray, love shit. I ramble on about my dad being old, mean teachers, being a head prefect, my girlfriend being too horny, KPop (again) and being complimented on gay men online.

Some crazy lady came into my office and wouldn't leave.

Balls, balls in boarding school, gay relationships, Indonesian helper who doesn’t speak BM, potentially very racist comments but I’m learning, and balls.