Through an almost farcical turn of events, we find ourselves following Sekito Shigeo, a now-main character who possesses perhaps too much main character energy, as he gets sidetracked with his new fling, Batuhan, in 1930s Manchuria. As always, everything you’re about to gush over was written and recorded on the spot--and boy does the story reflect that.

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The spunk of sporadicity and cum of chaos continues as we pick back up with the lovable Sekito Shigeo who forgets to carry out his main mission, opting to do whatever he the f*ck wants instead. Few words can describe how unhinged this chapter not only begins, but somehow it keeps getting more ludicrous as we read along. Thanks for joining us.

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Let's dive back in head first into the Ouvre-Jambes Chronicles. Where will we go? When will we go? Such questions are un-answerable until we figure it out together! But we can promise that it will be sensual and sexy. Let's gooooooo!

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In this passionate parable, we join Jade once again as they finally get the answers they deserve. All will be revealed this chapter... especially what's beneath everyone's clothes.

***Apologies for the audio quality in this episode. We didn't have access to the equipment we've usually had this season, and you can definitely hear the difference. In the spirit of improv-writing, we decided to keep recording in spite of that***

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We are so back! Our interim hero, Jade Glamour, finds themself in Peru amidst an anti-colonial uprising! How do you make anti-colonialism sexy, you ask? Listen to find out!

***At some point we mistakenly used the incorrect pronouns for Jade. Things happen, when you’re writing on the spot, but it is unfortunate. We’re all learning and continually trying is more important than perfect.***

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After a long dry spell, we're back with Book 2, which promises twists, turns, and thrusts!

Please also give a warm welcome to our new host: Cunty McMuffin!

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Are you clamouring for Season 2 but you just don't have the time to re-listen to EVERY episode of Season 1? Well, have no fear! Sit back and let us give you a rundown on Book 1 of the Ouvre-Jambes Chronicles. Think of it as literary foreplay.

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Before we begin Book 2 (Season 2), please enjoy Chapter 8: After Hours at the Stratos-Queer, in which Sasha and her pals enjoy a night to (drunkenly) forget.

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As we gear up for Book 2 (Season 2), here's a little treat to whet the appetite and wet the...... Enjoy Chapter 7: Evening Collaboration, in which things get hot and heavy in the office printer room.

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