The Complete Guide to Everything

Look, we all know the wheels on the bus go round and round. And of course, that the wipers on the bus go "swish, swish, swish." And it's common knowledge that the horn on the bus goes "beep, beep, beep." And obviously, the babies on the bus go "wahhh, wahhh, wahhh." Don't worry, we're not even gonna waste your time discussing that amateur bus knowledge. This ain't Bus 101, folks. Also, Tom describes a Netflix series he recently watched at length.

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It’s time for some pillow talk, but not the kind you’re thinking of, perv. We’re talking ABOUT pillows, not ON pillows. Also we discuss card counting and what it takes to beat the pit boss.

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Ben is back, baby! The star of Reindeer Games and some other movies is having a moment, and once again, everybody has Affleck Fever, including us. And despite Tom's best efforts, we don't just talk about how he played Batman in a couple movies.

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The Complete Guide Summer Series continues with everyone’s favorite summer condiment: ketchup. You can literally put it on everything, but should you? Be sure to stay tuned after the first half for a scintillating discussion about the physics of ketchup that you won’t wanna miss.

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The billionaires are going space! Kinda. For a couple minutes at a time. And they're just doing it for their own egos, not for any kind of useful reason. But we talk about it anyway, because what else is going on?

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Summertime and the GRILLING is easy? This week we’re talking about everyone’s favorite way to cook outside when the weather is nice: grilling. Despite what you may have read on a fancy pants Business website, grilling is GOOD, and we’re gonna tell you why. Also a lot of discussion about Sigourney Weaver.

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This week the Pentagon released a report about UFOs (which apparently are called UAP now), and this has gotten Tom in quite a tizzy. He takes us step by step through all the wacky hijinks those extraterrestrials are getting up to here on earth, according to the United States government.

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They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so why not start your day off by feeding yourself garbage? McDonalds used to be the only breakfast game in town, but move over, because Burger King, Taco Bell and Wendy’s are all now vying for the crown.

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All of Gen Z is going gaga over TikTok, so naturally it's time for two old millennials to weigh in on it. This week we try to make sense of this app that confuses us quite a bit, and see if we can start a war between generations.

As part of The Complete Guide to Everything Fun in the Sun Summer Series, this week we’re talking about Swimming. From oceans to pools, there isn’t a body of water these guys haven’t gone swimming been swimming in before. Also a discussion about Tim’s greatest fear and A Quiet Place Part 2, now in theaters.