The Complete Guide to Everything

The Complete Guide to Everything

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  • The Sun
    Can’t live with it, can’t live without it. That’s right, we’re talking about The Sun. That big ol’ ball o’ fire way up there in the sky. How high up in the sky is it exactly? Who put it there? Is there any danger of it ever falling down? Those are all good questions, but mostly we talk about the upcoming solar eclipse and how otherwise boring the sun is. We also solve a listener problem concerning how to confront a boyfriend who chews with their mouth open.
    And speaking of “chewing”, this week's episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping at blueapron.com/guide.
    COME SEE US LIVE! We're coming to Edinburgh (Sept 13, 2017) and London (Sept 15 and 16, 2017). Get tickets at tcgte.com/tour.
    1 hr 8 min
  • Condiments

    We all love food, but what about all that stuff we put on our food that isn't quite food, but makes the food we love even better? Yes, that's right, clearly we're talking about condiments. What are condiments? Which condiments are the best, and which are the pits? We'll answer all those questions and more, and learn a lot about the Spanish American War on this week's episode.

    COME SEE US LIVE! We're coming to Edinburgh (Sept 13, 2017) and London (Sept 15 and 16, 2017). Get tickets at tcgte.com/tour.

    1 hr 11 min
  • Road Trips
    This week we’re talking all about the road! More specifically, taking trips on it. What makes a trip a road trip as opposed to just a regular trip? Is it okay to pee in a bottle instead of pulling over? Those and other classy questions are answered. Tim also tells a very long story about scones and then doesn’t even say if the scones were good or not.
    This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Get 10% off your first purchase by going to squarespace.com and using offer code GUIDE.
    Find out today why ZipRecruiter has been used by businesses of ALL sizes to find the most qualified job candidates with immediate results. Post jobs for free at ziprecruiter.com/first.
    1 hr 11 min
  • How To Disappear
    Interested in leaving your old life behind for a life on the run, like friends of the show D.B. Cooper and Whitey Bulger? We'll tell you how. But first we'll need to talk a bit about lil' stinkers.
    This week's episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first 3 meals free with free shipping at blueapron.com/GUIDE.
    1 hr 8 min
  • Teen Fads 2017
    Wanna learn about today's hottest new teen fads? Great news! Two men in their mid-30s are here to explain everything you need to know about fidget spinners, slime and dabbing. We also solve problems from someone who hates dining with his in-laws and a vegetarian who gets mocked at work.
    This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Get 10% off your first purchase by going to squarespace.com and using offer code GUIDE.
    1 hr 8 min
  • iPhone 10th Anniversary
    The iPhone came out 10 years ago, and boy oh boy, what a long strange trip it's been. This week we discuss the origins of the iPhone, our memories of its announcement and the way it changed the world around us. We also talk about Harrison Ford a lot.
    This week's episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first 3 meals free with free shipping at blueapron.com/GUIDE.
    1 hr 6 min
  • Ron Howard
    This week we’re talking about the name on everyone’s lips in Tinseltown: Little Ronnie Howard. He’s not Opie anymore, he’s a big time Hollywood director that is taking over one of the new Star Track movies.
    Blue Apron! Check out this week’s menu and get your first three meals FREE—with free shipping—by going to blueapron.com/guide
    This week's episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Start your free trial today at squarespace.com, and enter offer code GUIDE to get 10% off your first purchase.
    1 hr 10 min
  • Gardening
    This week we're talking plants, and not the kind that the government puts in place to keep an eye on you.
    We also solve a problem from an accidental dog caregiver who doesn't like the attention his dog gets.
    Find out today why ZipRecruiter has been used by businesses of ALL sizes to find the most qualified job candidates with immediate results. Post jobs for free at ziprecruiter.com/first.
    1 hr 12 min
  • Airports
    Tim has returned from a trip to Europe, and boy does he want to talk about the airports he flew into and out of. But first we discuss bringing suits to dry cleaners and try to make sense of the novelty t-shirts of the 1990s.
    This episode is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club. For a limited time, get your 1st month of the Executive Razor with a tube of Dr. Carver's Shave Butter for $5 with free shipping at dollarshaveclub.com/GUIDE.
    1 hr 6 min
  • Personal Hygiene
    Toothbrushing, showering, deodorant, when will it end? This week we're talking about the stuff you have to do to participate in polite society, namely cleaning yourself, you animal. Also, Tim complains about tourists.
    Dollar Shave Club! For a limited time, new members get their 1st month of the ExecutiveRazor with a tube of their Dr. Carver’s Shave Butter for ONLY $5 with FREE shipping at dollarshaveclub.com/guide.
    Blue Apron! Check out this week’s menu and get your first three meals FREE—with free shipping—by going to blueapron.com/guide
    1 hr 9 min

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