The Complete Guide to Everything

Spending some time in a local park is a great way to spend a day, especially when there's a pandemic and there's literally nothing else to do. This week we talk about our favorite parks, give some park tips and discuss our recent experiences in Best Buy in great detail.

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There’s nothing we like more than a person risking their lives for our entertainment, which is why we spend this week talking all about the madman himself David Blaine and his latest stunt: flying nearly 25,000 feet into the air while (seemingly) holding onto balloons. Also Tom discusses his increasing inability to eat one of his favorite foods: bread.

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Have you ever watched a movie from the comfort of your own car? Well, it's a thing people used to do, and it's coming back in a big way now that we live in a hell world where you can't go to the movies the way you used to. We discuss what it was like to go to a drive-in in the 1980s, talk about our recent pandemic drive-in experiences and critique the 1990 film Dick Tracy.

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America’s number one grocery store, toy store and so much more: Walmart. Also this week Tom talks about his current hellish living situation and there’s a long retelling of the time professional wrestler came to Tim and Tom’s school.

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We're hitting the trails and talking about hiking, the popular hobby where you walk around outside for a while and try to avoid getting menaced by bears. We discuss our own hiking experiences that illustrate that we're not very good at hiking, but you should probably listen anyway.

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One of the worst things that can happen to a person is being abducted by aliens in the middle of the night while you’re just trying to get a good night’s sleep. This week we’re talking about alien abduction, something Tom is afraid of just about every night. Also we change up the format a bit this week and kick off the episode by solving a listener problem concerning a hobbyist lumberjack unwittingly terrorizing the old ladies of his neighborhood.

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After covering the business side of Chipotle last week, we're finally talking about what everybody loves about the juggernaut fast casual chain: the delicious food that only occasionally makes their patrons violently ill.

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The originator of the fast casual revolution: Chipotle. This week we’re going over their history and corporate governance, but it’s more fun than it sounds, cocaine is involved!

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It's the dawn of a new era! 5G technology will make our lives 1000x times better by making our mobile phones slightly faster. But what exactly is 5G? And why are some of the dumbest people on earth saying the craziest things about it? We explain everything, and also talk about the band Good Charlotte for a few minutes.

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People have got a lot of problems but luckily we’ve got a lot of solutions. This week we’ve dedicated ourselves to giving back and doing an all TNTSYP episode. We tackle a fireworks-related neighborhood app problem, a girlfriend with bad glasses, and a neighbor who wants to talk astrology and borrow other peoples’ cars.

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