The Compton Beach Show

The Compton Beach Show

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  • Episode 33: Things Fall Apart
    Issa inside joke. R.I.P. Fashion Trend. You served the ratchets of Carson, Compton, Gardena, and Torrance well. Unlike Jeff Sessions, who was so eager to do a racism, that he did a perjury. Ben Carson and Rachel Dolezal get kicked out the Black delegation (again), while Jordan Peele gives us the game plan for the next four years (here's a hint: the Armitage family had it backwards). Nike saves the world, Nicki saves face, and we get to the bottom of the dreaded Gay Agenda. All that, and more... Check us out! Tuck your chain though. We not giving anymore warnings.
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    1 hr 14 min
  • Episode 32: This Isn't a Joke. Moonlight Wins Best Picture
    This week we discuss how black people WON the Oscars(minus Denzel smh). Moonlight deserved it all! Obama is living the life we've always wanted him to live! What made Remy Ma diss Nicki Minaj for 7 minutes straight? Who shot up Young Dolph's van? How low is the bar for a person to be a border agent? Send those Confederate flag-waving hillbillies to Jail!
    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 31: Bayou Boogie
    What the hell is that thing!??!
    It's the King Cake Baby. He roams the halls of New Orleans' Smoothie King Center arena, and he and Demarcus Cousins are about to get real friendly. Meanwhile, D&A get mad unfriendly with f***boys, including Chris Brown, #hurtbae's ex, and Milo Yiannopoulos. Plus, we discuss all things All Star, and what's next for our hometown Lakers.
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    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 30: Imperial Wizards
    This week we discuss the "unfortunate" death of the imperial wizard of the KKK, and celebrate the system of checks and balances in the US government.
    We talk about Charles Oakley choking the s*** out of a security guard at Madison square garden. We were also waiting for Russel Westbrook to do the same with Kevin Durant. What does Beyonce have to do to win Album of the Year? And just WTF was Cee-Lo doing?
    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 29: Ms. Waters Is Not Here For Your S***
    ... you know who else isn't?
    - Lebrawn James - who has had it up to here with Charles Barkley.
    - Tom Brady - who really is a positive guy and just wants to talk about sports.
    - Blue Ivy - who now has to split her inheritance three ways!
    - Lucas from Stranger Things - the only black kid in town. 'Nuff said.
    - Rick Grimes - who is now ready to break that stupid bat off over Negan's head.
    - Aaron Smarter - who is tired of Drewness changing up the program.
    - and The Drewness - who is tired of Smarter always holding him back.
    ENJOY!
    53 min
  • Episode 28: ...In Jesus' Name
    Viva la Revolucion!
    The Compton Beach crew puts Nike Cortez to the ground for our Syrian and Sudanese brothers and sisters in the struggle, then wax philosophical about Star Wars and Harry Potter. In between, any- and everybody can get it, from Donald Trump to Carolyn Bryant (do your Googles). Mary 2 gets demoted and the Doctor gets a new job, and New Edition gets their just due. Check out the latest episode of The Compton Beach Show, and get woke one laugh at a time.
    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 27: When Is It OK To Punch a Nazi?
    Episode 27 is here and we've got a LOT to talk about:
    - smashing the patriarchy
    - washed up pop stars
    - alternative facts
    - Oscars so Black, apparently
    - and of course, we let you know exactly when, where, how, and why it's OK to punch a Nazi.
    All this. More. Listen. Share. Subscribe. We love y'all!
    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 26: WTF is Great Americans Day???
    Whoo boy, this one's a doozy! We roast Betsy DeVos, toast Moonlight (which Drew has FINALLY seen!), and boast of the coast with the most (Westside, fool!). Drew puts in a bid for a new job in government, while Aaron forgets an important song title and does whatever it takes to remember. Even Pa Smarter gets in on the action (sort of...), and shout-outs galore!
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    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 25: ... and Donald Trump's Golden Shower
    Our President-Elect has some interesting... proclivities,
    and his pick for Attorney General is kind of a scumbag.
    But Black Excellence ain't going anywhere!
    Donald Glover reps the Zone 6, and Black women take down the Empire (and send a man to the moon).
    Can Gucci Mane save Lil' Wayne's career, or will Kodak Black
    take the Best Rapper Alive to the mat?
    We give advice to our younger selves, while TheDrewness wonders exactly how much services cost when you're the leader of the free world.
    Can you stand the rain?
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    51 min
  • Episode 24: Cocaine Classic
    Episode 24: Are Turkey and Russia going to war? Why is Trump riding Putin's nuts so hard? Soulja Boy and Chris Brown are engaged in a cocaine fueled beef that we call "the cocaine classic" Did you enjoy Rogue One? Dom Kennedy........no comment. Listen up! Follow and Share!
    1 hr 1 min

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Compton and Long Beach together. A show that brings the streets of Compton Beach to your ears. Stay tuned.