Parenting ain't easy. Sometimes you have to kidnap your own child and face off against an army of hellish monsters intent on burning your kid alive. Forget the plot, Alex and Julio will guide you through the emotional marathon that is SILENT HILL and what it means for parents everywhere.

Back in the day, before Robert DeNiro discovered his talent was in comedy, not drama, he played a confused cabby manipulated by Martin Scorsese to tell a fable about love, violence and how disgusting New York City is. For shame, Marty. For shame, Bob.

Alex and Julio defend Tim Story's Fantastic Four, a movie that doesn't care about special effects of complex plot developments. It cares about family. And Jessica Alba's body.

To celebrate their 10th episode, Alex and Julio give Rotten Tomatoes a break and attack each other instead. Julio claims Natural Born Killers is a challenging masterpiece. Alex says it sucks. But they both love Tom Sizemore!

Do you know how many innocent sharks have been hunted down due to the one-sided representation of their species in Steven Spielberg's blockbuster, JAWS? Too many. Listen to Alex and Julio expose Chief Brody, Hooper and Quint for the drunken bullies they really are. Also, where IS the shark anyway?

Alex and Julio get sugar high with the underrated 90s masterpiece Ethan Embry is embarrassed of. WHAT?? NOT ON REX MANNING DAY, ETHAN!!!!

Julio has seen most of the nominees, Alex hasn't. Oops.

Alex and Julio sit through The Magnificent Seven. Or a poorly edited episode of The A-Team. Not sure yet.

So you watched Paul Blart five times at the theater, then gave it a weak score on Rotten Tomatoes? Alex and Julio call you out on your blue-collar hypocrisy.

Alex and Julio reveal George Bailey as a false prophet and Bedford Falls as a purgatory of his own making.