Matt laments not reaching the 40 under 40 in his home county, the smaller Camden county, or any county anywhere. Chris talks about the two most important people in Camden County history, neither of whom are named “Camden”. Matt breaks down the food-currency exchange rate. Chris discusses the decision to settle down in the worst […]

Matt briefs us on French towns in North Carolina, including Le Xington, the place where bbq comes from.  Chris notices that we never talk about ghost counties. Matt plans to have a bodacious time at a (his?) bachelor party. Chris wonders how long you have to wait before making light of a gruesome murder with a […]

Matt briefs us on French towns in North Carolina, including Le Xington, the place where bbq comes from.  Chris notices that we never talk about ghost counties. Matt plans to have a bodacious time at a (his?) bachelor party. Chris wonders how long you have to wait before making light of a gruesome murder with a […]

Chris finally discovers the reason why North Carolina has so many counties. Matt discusses his outlet shopping habits. Chris takes a walk down the Dale Trail. Matt and Chris listen to J. Dilla’s Donuts.

Matt discuses the unit of measurement for success in his family.  Chris discusses the life’s work of an archaeologist- discovering a ditch in Burke County.  Matt opines that dinner should be the last thing to happen on a date, not the first. Chris gets ticked off at the movie producers of Master of the World. Table […]

Chris and Matt discuss the etymology of the word bunk.  Sam Ashe returns to the podcast.  Matt expresses his approval of Roy Fox’s handiwork from 1920.  Chris expresses his disapproval of the licensing costs imposed on select professionals by the city of Asheville. Chris practices the Gee Haw Whimmy Diddle. Matt and Chris listen to […]

Chris tries to nail down the ranking of hobos on the coolness/joke scale. Matt has a great business model for a stew-based foodtruck.  Chris notes some of the advances of airport security in the past 50 years and joins Robert Stack to solve a mystery.  Matt expounds on his crappy county seal theory. Matt and […]

Chris discusses the election results… of Bladen County Commissioner and decides to plan a party in early November. Matt advises the undead to check their political affiliations before they vote after returning to the land of the living. Chris recounts the famous dance broadway show Lord of the Plantains. Matt and Chris listen to The […]

Matt reminisces about the idyllic beauty of a place he has never been to based solely on his impression of its “cute” name. Chris discovers a new geographic belt. Matt shares his fears and/or history of interspecies breeding. Matt and Chris listen to New Order’s Low-Life.

Matt tells his dog to stop barking.  Chris and Matt watch a video.  Matt speculates why Blackbeard could not hack the domestic life.  Chris outlines the amazing oddities of the Belhaven Memorial Museum. Chris and Matt listen to Blur #13.