In which Tom returns from Germany, Graham dreams of the game that contains all games, and Marsh consumes jellied eels like a man possessed. Chris' attempt to make Splinter Cell: Blacklist fight Saints Row IV results in minor spoilers for both games.

In which we consume a lot of milk. Also! Chris returns with tales from the Dota International, Marsh cops to a crime spree in Payday 2 and Graham is ravaged by Spelunky-addiction. Then we all get giddy (with excitement) after a dose of Oculus Rift.

In which Tom F infiltrates turnbased squad sneak-em-up Incognita and plunders Spelunky's daily challenge depths. Tom S scours other dungeons in Red Rogue, while Graham conquers Europa Universalis IV and Marsh uses physics to smash stuff.

In which everything is connected to Gone Home. Conspiracies deepen as Tom F ghosts Deus Ex: HR, while Graham’s prejudices are undone by Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed. Marsh defies The Yawhg and Tom Senior nurtures a gun fetish in Receiver.

In which malign natures manifest. Tom forces Civ and GalCiv to fight to the death, Chris mods his way to psychopathy in Skyrim and Graham delights in the murderous Teleglitch. Meanwhile, Marsh kvetches about Shadowrun Returns' diabolical save system.

In which we cover a lot of ground. Graham acts like a monster in Monster Loves You while Chris learns that he basically just is one in The Sims 3. Tom becomes a Mercenary King and Marsh mediates our pointless rivalry with BBC Radio 4 serial The Archers.

Four men enter a graveyard, four men and a podcast leave. In this debut episode Tom discusses diplomacy in Civ V, Chris tries to wrap his head around Steam Trading Cards and Marsh makes the mistake of bringing up Dota 2.