The Creature Quorum

It's easy to forget about the late-middle of any pokedex, and this week the Quorum runs into a lot of monsters they haven't thought about in a long time. Qwilfish and Octillery, the constant letdown of shinies, and the bug pokemon that moves three times faster than an ordinary bug... don't miss this week's assembly.

Boy, the second Pokemon movie... not a winner, y'all. From the writing to the acting, there isn't much nice to say about this one. After our ordeal with Loog-yah, we go on to some more pokemon rating. Like true professionals, even bad cinema cannot deter us from our mission!

Our podcast art is done by Robin (@CourageousRobin on Twitter), and you can contact the show with any questions, comments, or arguments for future (or past!) monsters at [email protected].

After many complaints along official channels from the cities of Kanto, claiming that it was "demeaning" for us to rank them by quality, we decided to spare Johto's cities the shame of a ranking. But, they still need the Quorum's assistance: that much is inarguable. And so, Six, Allen, and guest Kat are here to assign mascot pokemon to each city, so that they may better promote themselves and attract tourism. We're so thoughtful!

Our podcast art is done by Robin (@CourageousRobin on Twitter), and you can contact the show with any questions, comments, or arguments for future (or past!) monsters at [email protected].

It has never been more apparent that the idea of a "quorum" is flexible: the minimum number of members for an assembly varies. This episode starts out with just Six and Allen, but when the debate breaks down, they need to call in help, in the form of returning guest Ryan. What on EARTH do we do with Sunkern and Sunflora? Help us, Ryan. You're our only hope.

Our podcast art is done by Robin (@CourageousRobin on Twitter), and you can contact the show with any questions, comments, or arguments for future (or past!) monsters at [email protected].

It's into the region we're named for that we now head. Gold, Silver, and Crystal's menagerie awaits judgment, and they may be certain that it's on its way. Will we kill Cyndaquil? Is it see you later, Feraligatr? And what of the babies? We're really in the weeds now, y'all.

Our podcast art is done by Robin (@CourageousRobin on Twitter), and you can contact the show with any questions, comments, or arguments for future (or past!) monsters at [email protected].

This week on the Johto Quorum, Six and Allen are back, but... they're not quite ready to close the book on Kanto. There's still some unfinished business to attend to. What could it be...? Perhaps they want to just have a good time? Remember, folks, we don't need a holiday to start to celebrate.

Repeat after me: I need a vacation.

Our podcast art is done by Robin (@CourageousRobin on Twitter), and you can contact the show with any questions, comments, or arguments for future (or past!) monsters at [email protected].

The Quorum reassembles. It's time to finish the Kanto pokedex, as Six and Allen's first task comes to an end. With all these legendaries, how do Red Blue and Yellow handle the most powerful of pokemon? Only one way to find out. Join us.

This week, it's another guest episode! Our good friend Ryan (@BluestRose430 on Twitter) drops in as we push towards the end of Kanto's pokedex. Boy, there sure are some stinkers in this part of the dex, huh? But next episode, we'll finish out Kanto with a bang.

Our podcast art is done by Robin (@CourageousRobin on Twitter), and you can contact the show with any questions, comments, or arguments for future (or past!) monsters at [email protected]. See you next time!

The Quorum assembles once again, as Allen and Six are joined by Allen's cohost from Chatz: hey, it's Magellan! With our council gathered, we begin to delve into the doldrums of Kanto, where mediocre monsters seek potential pockets. We'll see who makes their way into ours... this week on TJQ.

Our podcast art is done by Robin (@CourageousRobin on Twitter), and you can contact the show with any questions, comments, or arguments for future (or past!) monsters at [email protected]. Thank you to Magellan (@justapfluke on Twitter) for guesting on this episode. Next episode, we'll have another guest for y'all! Enjoy!

Our list of pocketable monsters can wait for another day. Today, we've got another pokemon-based score to settle. What if we ranked every city and town in the Kanto region of Pokemon? Note: towns from the main series games only, no towns only in the anime or weird side games. Jump in with us!

Our new art, done by Robin (@CourageousRobin on Twitter), is now done! Check out our new Alolan Scanline-chan! She's switched out her glasses for contacts as she heads for a tropical pokemon adventure. Big thanks to Robin for their hard work, and an excellent result!