Rob hosts the CDP's annual draft award ceremony.

One of Pete/Kennedy/Bungle pulled out of this podcast, so one of Pete/Kennedy/Bungle stepped in, and we did a joke where the understudy pretended to be the one who was meant to actually be on the podcast (for some of it). I have no idea who was actually on! I don't think it was Kennedy. I found this episode very confusing. I think Hugh was hosting. Andy was definitely on it. So was Sam? Maybe Ali? We definitely talked about the BDR.

Barney, Andy, Josh and Kennedy join Tommy to play "Josh Stammers' Play Your Player Points Right" plus plus plus plus plus etc.

Garth, BF, Wilson, Jamie, and Andy join glorious leader Tudor to do all the usual stuff, but this time it's an LDE special brew.

JoFuDellaKenneTudor... talk... Romal... lukal.. o.. o christ... i think im going to be sick... hold my hair... o god... rub my back... yeah... yeah that's it... that feels good... yeah... keep going...

niall josh tudor dellar and tommy do this seasons STRIPADVISOR... thats right... its not a user-generated review aggregator for dancing naked and semi-naked women... it's the review of the BEST and WORST and MEDIUM football kits for the 21/22 season... plus everything else... i put an asterisk in the title... are you fucking happy...

Apologies to glorious nation of Kazakhstan pls keep listening to the podcast etc. Tommy Dellar Phil Hugh Kennedy. It's a 'hot takes' episode, brought to you by diazepam (top gear!) and sleepless nites. Weeewaaa wooo waaa very nice.

Crouch and The Man with the Bungle Finger join Tudor, Dellar, and Wand to review the draft, the first gameweek, the cup draw, the waivers, the next gameweek, bla bla fucking bla. Lock in and lock down. Yeah boiiiiiiiiii

Tudor, Dellar, Rob, Barney, and Jamie talk DRAFT STRATEGY. It's one day away aaaaaaaaaah. All the transfers. Who's actually going to be available? Lukaku? Adam Armstrong? No idea. Did the last draft alone in a hotel room BLASTING opera. Would recommend!!!! Predicted SDM draft order: 1. Rob (Fernandes) 2. Tudor (Kane) 3. Josh (Salah) 4. Mike (Mane) 5. Will (Sancho) 6. Lee (De Bruyne) 7. Pedro ([REDACTED]) 8. Kennedy (Sigurdsson)

Episode one. Season five. The boys (Tommy, Dellar, Josh, Kennedy, Bungle) preview the promoted teams (useful), the big transfers (sort of useful), and reveal the official winner of the BEST TEAM NAME award (totally irrelevant).