Apologies to glorious nation of Kazakhstan pls keep listening to the podcast etc. Tommy Dellar Phil Hugh Kennedy. It's a 'hot takes' episode, brought to you by diazepam (top gear!) and sleepless nites. Weeewaaa wooo waaa very nice.

Crouch and The Man with the Bungle Finger join Tudor, Dellar, and Wand to review the draft, the first gameweek, the cup draw, the waivers, the next gameweek, bla bla fucking bla. Lock in and lock down. Yeah boiiiiiiiiii

Tudor, Dellar, Rob, Barney, and Jamie talk DRAFT STRATEGY. It's one day away aaaaaaaaaah. All the transfers. Who's actually going to be available? Lukaku? Adam Armstrong? No idea. Did the last draft alone in a hotel room BLASTING opera. Would recommend!!!! Predicted SDM draft order: 1. Rob (Fernandes) 2. Tudor (Kane) 3. Josh (Salah) 4. Mike (Mane) 5. Will (Sancho) 6. Lee (De Bruyne) 7. Pedro ([REDACTED]) 8. Kennedy (Sigurdsson)

Episode one. Season five. The boys (Tommy, Dellar, Josh, Kennedy, Bungle) preview the promoted teams (useful), the big transfers (sort of useful), and reveal the official winner of the BEST TEAM NAME award (totally irrelevant).

Part two. This one's even funnier, I think.

We've gone back through the 20/21 pod to find and select the best bits. Here's the first half. It's super funny. Enjoy!

Dual hosts Tommy P and Tudor are joined by Dellar, Kennedy, Hugh, Barney, Josh, and Rob to round up the season.

Andy, Josh, Kennedy, Hugh, and Culley Culley look back at a decisive penultimate week, and ahead to the FINAL WEEK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

There are no words.

JTW is joined by Dellar, Barney, Sam, and JK to discuss 'the longest player in the Premier League', plus all the usual stuff. It's the run in! Getting pretty exciting tbf.