The Daily Bible Podcast by GE & KC

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we take a look at 3 different allegories as described by Eazy-E that paint god in a not-so-good light. First, we have a vine that’s useless and is only burned. That’s basically Israel. A useless vine that produces no fruit. Then God talks about how Israel is like a […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are going to be looking at God requiring Eazy-E to cosplay an exiled Israelite as a way to prophetize that they will all be exiled. God is way too ambiguous with the one-man show he directed so he tells Eazy to be more explicit about how screwed people […]

Today Eazy E, aka Ezekial, is going to stand by and watch God order a death squad to ravage Israel for really mundane things. Like some women were crying over some guy named Tammuz…or Demuzi … or something. Anyways that guy made some thugs mad and he got put down so they were upset over […]

Today we are starting Ezekiel and it goes from 0 to messed up rather quickly. First God gives Ezekiel a vision. In this vision, God assaults Ezekiel in a very weird way. He has 4 mutated creatures bum rush Ezekiel and forces him to watch God in an iron man suit and his pants were […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, God is going to send the White Walkers from the north to invade Babylon because they followed his orders. Wait…what? So now God is punishing Babylon for doing exactly what God wanted them to do? How does that make any kind of sense? Jerry also sends some dopey guy […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Judah is going to fight a guerilla war against Babylon. This war will only have the best tactics given by none other than God. He has archers stationed around Babylon that will fire their arrows on command. He positions soldiers around the city and has them scream at the […]

Today, the first Q-Anon storm is going to hit Babylon and the Q-Anon Shaman is going to lead the charge. God is going to wreak havoc on the false prophets. That’s right he’s gonna call them dirty names and lock them in the closet forever. It’s like the phantom zone but worse…because there are dirty […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Jerry had a vision of spoiled fig newtons that represents the dirty liberals in Judah and the good fig newtons are in Babylon. Jerry tells the old guys in Babylon that God is mad at them and they will never return to Judah. God says to build homes and […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Lord Zedd is chosen by Nebby to rule Judah with a meaty, metal claw. Prior to this, J-Hoy-chin is chosen to rule over Judah but he only lasts 3 months before Nebby deposes him and chooses Lord Zedd for the Job. Nebby also took all the useful people and […]

Today, God is going to send predator drones to destroy Cities that he used to punish Judah. If you don’t remember, God contracted a bunch of guys to teach J-Hoy a lesson. After this, God said that they would also get their comeuppance. God Eventually fixes a couple of these places but they are all […]