What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are numbering the Israelites again with a military census. After that, God is going to give back all but 273 firstborns of the Jews, which they have to pay 35 lbs of silver for. We start with the first Passover after they escaped Egypt. It was to […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the podcast we don’t have a lot to talk about, mainly because the bible repeats itself a lot. God has the Levites shaving their bodies for his pleasure. This is after God literally fired Aaron’s sons from the priesthood and now God is dictating that the Levites be his priests. So […]

What’s up Heathens! I hope you guys had a safe and happy new year. Today we are talking about God killing Aaron’s sons after their ordination. If anything, God loves firing people in the most gruesome of ways. Leading up to that we have a couple days of repetitive stuff but we find out how […]

What’s up Heathens! Today on the podcast we are discussing how Moses smashes the Ten Commandments. Aaron screws up and creates an idol for people to worship because they can’t deal without him and god for a month. So we start off with God getting mad on the mountain because the people are worshipping a […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, God is giving Moses the ritual instructions for ordaining priests, cleansing their sins, and the daily sacrifices to this totally not psychotic blood god. OH! He also gives Moses the first set of Ten Commandment tablets (spoiler: they get broken by the Jews) that was penned with […]

What’s Up Heathens! Today we are discussing some really pedantic shit along with the ark of the covenant. God is really specific about how he likes shit to be made… like lampshades. So today we are starting out with laying down the law for tabernacles and lamps. I’m not shitting you. Lamps. More importantly, we […]

Hey, Heathens! Today we have Moses going to Mt. Sinai to get the 10 commandments. God is very protective of this mountain too. So it’s been a long time since the flimsy covenant with god. So now god proposes a new covenant because that makes sense. Then the Israelites agree to this covenant that they […]

Hey, Heathens! Today we are going through Exodus and continuing our journey with Moses. This is the part where they are apparently wondering around for like 40 years, which has the proto-Jewish people pissed off. Moses leads them to the desert of Shure where they had been 3 days without water. Of course, it was […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, We have Moses using his big thick staff to part the Red Sea to say his people from the imminent threat God concocted to scare them into believing and trust him. Last time we had the Israelites leaving out of Egypt after god slaughtered a bunch of kids. They […]

Today on the podcast we are talking about the jews leaving out from Egypt, painting their doors with blood, and robbing the Egyptian people before they bounce. Last time we left off right as god was about to turn into a real gangsta and kill all the first born. We pick back up at that […]