Today we have the rest of the Egyptian plagues. First we have dead animals, but obviously, not all the animals except the Bible says all the animals. it’s a little confusing. So the animals, but not all of them, are dead. Next is the Boils. Moses throws dust up in the air and everyone gets […]

Today we have Moses causing the Plagues on the Egyptians. We are covering Exodus 5-8 and it’s only half of the plagues. Basically, Moses turns his one-eyed trouser snake into a rod and back again. I think… So we have Moses coming to Pharaoh, which God has already hardened his heart btw, and asking him […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are tackling Exodus with Moses’ birth and hallucination experience. Basically, it’s a Jewish version of Sargon of Akkad. So Moses is caught up in a mass killing of little kids ordered by the pharaoh. Does this sound familiar at all? This is the exact same shit that Jesus […]

So first up today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we have Jacob dying and naming the 12 tribes of Israel and Joseph dies as well rounding out genesis. Jacob is dying and he gathers his sons around him. He basically steals two of Joseph’s sons from him and says they will have tribes as well. […]

In today’s episode, We find out how the Jews were enslaved by the Egyptians. Actually, it’s more like severe buyers remorse. They proposed the deal, don’t bitch about it because you didn’t think about it all the way through. We start out where we left off and that is Joseph calling for his father to […]

So today we are continuing the story of Joseph in Egypt except today’s episode is basically an episode of Punk’d. He pulls a fast one on his brothers and basically makes them crap themselves in fear because they sold him into slavery. Last time we left off with the brothers making the trip to Egypt. […]

Today on the podcast we discuss Joseph in Egypt and how he becomes a house jew 3 times. Some woman tries to violate him and we end on his brothers starting to travel to Egypt. So first Joseph is being solid to the head guard guy in Egypt. He was put in charge of the […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Joseph gets sold into slavery and Judah accidentally impregnates his own daughter-in-law when she is mistaken for a prostitute. So first we blow through Esau and his descendants because who cares about Chewbacca’s line. Then we get to Judah and his sons. Joseph is his favorite and he likes […]

Today we tell the tale of the perilous story of Dinah, Jacob’s daughter. Dinah was just minding her own business when out of nowhere this asshole named Shechem who lived in Shechem. They were not original people at all. She was violated and then he creepily started to pillow talk her like he didn’t just […]

So today on the Daily Bible we have Jacob telling Laban “Bye Felicia.” Jacob leaves laban in the middle of the night with his 4 wives, 13 children, and everyone else that is part of his household. I’m not sure how you leave quietly in the middle of the night with 13 children from 4 […]