We’re back with the latest episode of our monthly Patreon bonus series, The Daily Monthly Dad, in which we parse through all of the dad-centric stories featured in the breathlessly inane and incomprehensible headlines of the Daily Mail. We’re making this edition free, and available on all platforms, and, boy, does it cover the gamut of the Mail’s favorite topics: Royal scandal (particularly Prince Andrew’s Teddy Bear collection), celebrities with children who look like them, scientific studies with limited data that almost always lead back to women needing to lose weight, and pointless historical anecdotes with headlines like “How Finnish soldier accidentally overdosed on Nazi meth pills during World War 2 battle - sparking a two-week trip that ended with him half-naked and badly wounded in a ditch eating a raw bird before he was rescued ALIVE.”  If you like looking at the males of the Mail with us, sign up to get more episodes for $3 a month.

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit tellmeaboutyourfather.substack.com