The Dan Le Batard Show

"Did I go to high school with you?"

We're talkin' cats using the toilets, Stone Cold Steve Austin's greatest work, a scuffle in the WNBA, the move before the move for the Florida Panthers. Hey, those are cats, too! Also, what's the perfect level of fame?

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"You getting that dick cup?"

Mike has updates on the World Cup after experiencing the joy of fútbol's global impact during his trip to Guadalajara. It's a big, beautiful world! Plus, Zas is going to a movie with his best friend (his son) tonight, a debate over the comedic stylings of Jackass, and the crew determines if they're better at being a parent, employee, spouse, or friend.

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"Radio Host Malone."

Zaslow's glasses stop the show in its tracks as the chat explodes with Looks Like submissions, but we do react to the in-show BREAKING NEWS that LaMelo Ball has been traded to Minnesota to be paired with Anthony Edwards. Good move? Bad move? Combustible? Franchise changing? Sports? Plus, Pablo is the hobnobber or hobnobbers, Jaylen Brown clearly wants out, and Austin Reaves' max contract.

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"Giannis... he's on the Heat."

What's the best alien movie? Is Zas improving the way he talks about a certain group of people? What recap does Jeremy have on yesterday's show? What does Mike think about the current Heat squad? Is their 2nd round pick going to be Rookie of the Year? Is he going to attract LeBron to Miami? Maybe? Yeah? No? Please?

Today's cast: Jonathan Zaslow, Domonique Foxworth, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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Eric Andre makes the best kind of crazy... the kind that makes fans out of Chris Rock and President Barack Obama. 

In a conversation as wild as his comedy, Eric tells Dan how his immigrant father wanted him to become a lawyer, the moment he walked out of the LSAT to pursue his own life, and how anxiety fuels his public mayhem to the point of nearly getting himself killed filming a prank involving a Chinese finger trap (spoiler: it wasn’t on his finger). Who hasn’t put their head through a glass case doing a Chris Farley impression, right? “Little Brother” starring Eric Andre & John Cena premieres only on Netflix June 26th. 

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"Cause that would mean you're not wearing your glove. You gotta have a glove on."

Jazz Chisholm was caught sucking on a Blow Pop at 2nd base during a Yankees game, but what if he were freebasing? JuJu stops by to discuss the NBA Draft, his Joker of the Day, and the Ghanian witch doctor that cursed Harry Kane.

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"What I just said is completely untrue."

Jessica is here to discuss why Becky Hammon has been forced to apologize to Jalen Brunson while other pundits have not, and Zaslow breaks the news to us: It's because she's a woman. She also tells us why Zaslow has become the face of the ugly American that loves money, and Domonique weighs in on the NFL's decision not to hold a Supplemental Draft for Brendan Sorsby. Plus, Tony has to fire his pool guy.

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"You guys heard about the invasion tonight?"

A Brazilian psychic has predicted an alien invasion during the Brazil-Scotland game in Miami tonight. Are we rooting for this to happen? Plus, Jeremy joins us live from the Marlins game to tell us whether or not he was freeballin' under the kilt he wore at the Tartan Army takeover at the Marlins' game on Monday night.

But most importantly, Zaslow takes a moment to send our love and condolences to David Samson after he announced the passing of his daughter, Kyra. If you feel inclined to make a memorial gift, please consider "The Kyra Fund": https://fundraise.gbmresearch.org/campaign/812889/donate.

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"I only have so many things."

How do you answer the phone? Why are they calling, send a text? If somebody answers the phone with 'yeah', does that person hate you? Does Nick Wright have that lev? Is AJ Dybantasa enough to get Domonique to go to Washington Wizards games?

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"I work at ESPN, I ain't got no lev."

Zaslow is running point today with Dan out, and he wants to know whether the Florida Panthers owe Sergei Bobrovsky the contract that will take him to the end of his career. He also walks us through his experience watching Winning Time with his younger son, a show that features a lot of sex scenes. Plus, we give Tyler Herro the proper send-off and appreciation he deserves by debating whether he would come off the bench before or after Shane Battier on an all-time Miami Heat roster.

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