"Send me that so I can send it to all my friends!"

Winterfresh vs. Wintergreen, the elephant vs. the mouse, the 3 walks vs. the base hit, the blue raspberry vs. the blueberry, the Hays rule vs. the cinema, the stunt double vs. CGI, and the white guy vs. the Hispanic phrases. This hour has a little bit of everything.

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"Dan, I was slick as a dolphin."

Is it okay to use shampoo as your soap consistently? What about conditioner? We also hear from a Phillies fan who won an auction to do radio play-by-play and is coming for everyone's stuff, learn about the history of Eddie Gaedel, and add an important yodeling oversight. Plus, Dan returns to the Aaron Rodgers conversation to clarify an important part of his analysis.

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"Here's something not beautiful, but weird..."

Dave "Yammershek" is here with us in-studio to discuss important things, like why Otto Graham wore number 60. Then, Jeremy and Dan get into a profanity-laced fight over Jelly Bean flavors, Chris asks Dameshek to say more things, the crew wonders whether Chips and Salsa is the most disruptive appetizer, and Jeff Passan pulls a Dan and gives up his Hall of Fame vote.

Today's cast: Dan, Dave, Roy, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony.

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"We're gonna do everything we can to make you happy."

With the 2026-2027 NFL season upon us, Jeff Hafley, the new head coach of the Miami Dolphins, knows the expectations are high for him to lead a franchise that hasn't won a playoff game in a quarter of a century. Coach Hafley traces his rise from being a kid fixated on football (he asked for a mini whiteboard for Christmas!) to his college coaching career beginning by sleeping under his desk in the stadium at the University of Pittsburgh and surviving on peanut butter to becoming an NFL head coach. Coach Hafley makes it clear to Dan Le Batard and the many broken Dolphins' fans like him: he was made for the job and is someone who promises to outwork everyone and has the history of missed weddings, strained relationships, and years of choosing the job over everything else to prove it. He also explains why he walked away from being head coach at Boston College to return to the NFL (“I didn’t like who I was becoming") and why he chose Miami over other teams.

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"It's August, sir. Can you throw some slants?"

JuJu Gotti has some updates on the Polls, a show award to give out, and a Top 5 Things That Disappeared Out of Nowhere and Should Come Back.

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"Baron de Dios!"

Jessica has some thoughts on how Dan let his dog escape through the elevator, and she also shares some insight on eating steak nude, the Kyle Shanahan mistake by WGN, her Cubbies, and the Cleveland Sirens. Plus, Tony heads over to the nude restaurant and delivers his Top 5 Whoppers and Top 5 Things His Dad Will Call You If He Doesn't Remember Your Name.

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"May contain errors."

The crew has learned about a steakhouse in Hollywood, Florida, and it offers a monthly night for dining nude. No, seriously. You eat steak. In the nude. Naked. In front of other people. At a restaurant. Naked. Amin has a Top 5 Foods He'd Like to Eat While Nude and Top 5 He'd Like to Feed Someone Else While Nude. Because there's a restaurant with a night where you can dine nude. In real life. Naked.

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"You wanna give up numbies?"

Dan is furious with our social media team for doing exactly what we just did with this podcast title, but we'll get to that later. Nick Wright is here wearing his Fake News hat to talk Kevin Durant DMs, Tarik Skubal to the Dodgers, LeBron to the Sixers, and NFL Films music. Plus, Dan gets so frustrated about our social team's framing of his conversation about ESPN yesterday that he kicks Jeremy out for a reason he should kick anyone BUT Jeremy out for.

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"Ewic."

Is Greg Cote on the 14th hole of life? Did Amin outclass Zaslow while wearing socks with flip-flops? Does a gaudy, giant championship ring actually devalue the championship ring? What is the best reality TV show of all-time? Does Google AI suck? Is 'Brothers of Destruction' a good nickname for a NBA duo? Is saying 'the sensual Jason Jackson' redundant?

Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Roy, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony.

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"Poll."

It's time for another edition of Against the Spread before we learn of an extortion story from Davante Adams, Greg's take on Tony Romo's DUI, and how the results poured in on today's Polls.

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