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A MAGA influencer says he spent 18 days in a coma, met Jesus Christ, and returned to Earth with an important revelation: apparently Jesus is absolutely fucking yoked.

We listen to Gabe Poirot describe a "Mustang" Jesus with burning eyes and peak testosterone, then tumble down the increasingly bizarre rabbit hole of MAGA masculinity. Trump loves big strong men with tree-trunk legs. Pete Hegseth wants testosterone testing. And now apparently heaven has a CrossFit.

Plus, the internet unloads on the whole thing, we debate near-death experiences, and we unveil the Top 5 miracles performed by High-T Jesus.

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CHAPTERS

00:00 MAGA Guy Says He Met Jesus 01:04 The "Testosterone Jesus" Interview 02:40 Ripped Jesus Takes Over the Conversation 03:25 MAGA's Masculinity Obsession 04:24 Trump and His Big Strong Men 06:03 The Internet Roasts Mustang Jesus 07:56 Chapter 09:44 More Brutal Reactions 10:16 MAGA Defends "Manly Jesus" 11:27 Did He Actually See Jesus? 13:06 April Ajoy's Jesus Sketch 14:46 Top 5 High-T Jesus Miracles 16:12 The People's Hotline 16:42 Dangerous Call of the Day

Apparently MAGA's natural predator is somebody calmly saying, "Okay, but why?"

Jim, Tiffany and Nick listen to Trump supporters debate economics, immigration, climate, socialism and Trump himself against people who actually ask them to explain what they mean. Parker dismantles a furious caller without raising his voice. Isaiah patiently challenges a MAGA mom's immigration assumptions. And a man wearing a "Socialism Never Works" shirt gets unexpectedly enthusiastic about Trump giving everybody $5,000.

The hosts also get into why these conversations work. The strongest debaters do not treat every Trump voter like an enemy. They know the facts, stay calm and keep asking questions until the rhetoric has to stand on its own.

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00:00 Would Jesus Support Trump's Policies? 01:06 MAGA Smackdown Begins 01:59 Parker Takes On an Angry Trump Supporter 04:18 Isaiah Debates Immigration 07:18 The MAGA Hurricane Theory 09:38 Chapter Sponsor Break 11:28 Socialism and Trump's $5,000 Check 13:00 MAGA and Economic Pain 15:28 Caller Refuses to Show His Face 16:39 Why These Smackdowns Work 17:26 Danger Corps Hotline 18:17 Dangerous Call of the Day

Who decided everybody works Monday through Friday? Why do a couple thousand obscenely wealthy people get to fuck things up for everybody else? And if artificial intelligence is going to take over civilization, could it at least learn what Portuguese sounds like first?

Jim, Tiffany and Nick contemplate whether humanity might benefit from simply turning civilization off and turning it back on again. Along the way, Robby Roadsteamer discovers that a banjo is surprisingly effective against political intimidation, billionaires are sentenced to hypothetical ramen, and AI confidently fails one extremely simple assignment.

It's an episode for everybody who has looked around lately and thought, surely we did not have to build society like this.

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00:00 Civilization Is Having Technical Difficulties 00:23 Name That Fruit 01:05 Should We Restart Civilization? 02:44 The Billionaire Problem 03:34 Chapter Sponsor Break 05:23 Robby Roadsteamer Takes On MAGA 07:26 AI Fails a Language Test 08:43 The Internet Responds 10:31 Danger Corps Hotline 11:23 Dangerous Call of the Day

Trump and Xi just wrapped a major state visit, the U.S. and China are opening a new dialogue over AI risks, artificial-intelligence agents keep finding creative ways around their guardrails, and apparently even cinnamon is trying to kill us now.

Jim, Tiffany and Nick bounce from Trump's meeting with Xi into the increasingly strange world of AI safety before discovering just how many foods have landed on recent recall lists. Then grocery and gas prices enter the conversation because apparently this episode wasn't cheerful enough yet.

The U.S. and China agreed to establish an AI dialogue and a bilateral communication channel for AI-related incidents, with another exchange planned for November. The State Council Recent FDA notices also include ground cinnamon recalled for possible elevated lead and several other food-safety recalls. U.S. Food and Drug Administration

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CHAPTERS

00:00 The Internet Wins Again 01:03 Trump and Xi's State Visit 01:31 Meme Wars Begins 05:51 China Sends Pandas 06:20 U.S.-China AI Risk Talks 08:09 Chapter Sponsor Break 09:57 Food Recall Memes 10:49 Hepatitis A and Clams 11:25 Cinnamon and Lead 11:45 Recent Food Recalls 14:12 Grocery and Fuel Prices 15:24 The Great Pumpkin 16:25 Dessert Wars 16:53 Dangerous Call of the Day

Jim and Nick turn a run of political jokes into a loose, ridiculous tour through the week's news. Trump, Mitch McConnell, the White House helipad, and Oregon football all get dragged into the conversation.

The memes are the spark, but the fun is hearing Jim and Nick react, riff, and try to explain what they're laughing at. It's a quick hit of political comedy for anyone who could use a little relief from the news.

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CHAPTERS 00:00 Opening meme and Tom Adelsbach introduction 01:52 The political meme roundup begins 02:36 Jake and Logan Paul in a political meme 04:41 Iran war jokes and Mitch McConnell memes 05:08 Mitch McConnell gets the stunt-cycle treatment 07:26 The Memeletter and supporting TDO 08:11 Chapter Medicare sponsor segment 10:01 Trump's silent White House clip becomes a meme 11:37 More Mitch McConnell memes 12:31 Oregon Ducks and Portland State 15:29 A new listener's message and sign-off

Darth Vader was somehow the normal one

Hello Danger Corps!

Donald Trump has had one of those weeks where reality apparently looked at satire and said, "Hold my beer." So today Jim and Tiffany are letting internet creators take over. We've got Trump as Darth Vader, a bizarre AI cooking show, a future civilization built around JD Vance, and one teacher desperately attempting to communicate elementary-school mathematics. What begins as a normal political roast gradually becomes something resembling an AI-generated fever dream, which frankly feels about right for American politics in 2026.

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Americans are pulling up to gas stations, looking at the numbers and collectively asking what the fuck happened.

Nick breaks down the anger over rising gas and diesel prices, JD Vance asking for more time, truckers staring down enormous fuel bills and why those diesel costs don't stay at the pump. They eventually work their way into the price of nearly everything that travels by truck.

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CHAPTERS

00:00 Drivers React to Diesel Prices 00:32 Gas Price Anger Explodes 01:16 JD Vance Gets an Earful 02:45 Diesel Drivers Sound Off 04:01 Chapter 05:49 Fuel Prices Could Climb Higher 06:13 A Trucker's Shocking Fill-Up 07:30 The Cost Gets Passed Along 08:47 Trump, Iran and Fuel Prices 09:18 The Milk Jug Gas Pump Trend 10:28 What the Videos Actually Prove 10:53 Final Thoughts

One report mentions Ford's Theatre. Donald Trump responds on Truth Social. Then he responds again. Then he responds again.

Jim and Tiffany walk through the strange sequence surrounding a report that administration officials had discussed federal sites that could carry Trump's name, including the theater where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated. The White House denies it. Trump denies it. And somehow the denials themselves become an entire morning's worth of political content.

They also look at the growing list of institutions and projects where Trump's name has already been proposed or pursued, before asking the question that inevitably follows three posts about the same thing: exactly how much Truth Social is too much Truth Social?

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00:00 The Ford's Theatre Report 00:34 Trump's Overnight Truth Social Posts 01:26 What the Original Report Said 02:13 Trump's First Ford's Theatre Denial 03:09 Why the Naming Story Got Attention 03:28 Trump's Other Naming Projects 04:37 Trump Posts About It Again 05:40 A Third Ford's Theatre Post 06:49 Top Five Truth Social Warning Signs 09:58 Why the Story Resonated 10:56 Dangerous Call of the Day

Donald Trump banned three major news organizations from the White House. Then the White House launched something called Trump TV.

Jim and Nick dig into the increasingly strange fight between the Trump administration and the press, including the bans on CNN, MS NOW and Politico, the lawsuit that followed, the response from other major television networks and what exactly a 24-hour White House-run YouTube channel is supposed to accomplish.

The White House calls Trump TV "The Essentials Station." Critics say the whole thing raises uncomfortable questions about government-run media. Jim has another concern: it looks like somebody discovered iMovie fifteen minutes before airtime.

Then the guys invent the future Trump TV programming schedule, because the actual lineup clearly needed help.

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00:00 Trump TV, State Media or Vanity Project? 01:27 Trump TV Launches After the Press Fight 02:24 What Trump TV Actually Is 03:29 The State Media Question 03:44 Trump TV's Launch Trailer 04:37 Who Made This Thing? 05:11 What Trump TV Is Showing 05:43 Should Anyone Be Worried? 07:47 The Battle for Eyeballs 08:43 Trump's Fight With CNN 09:21 Kaitlan Collins Keeps Reporting 09:53 Top Five Shows Coming to Trump TV 11:44 Jim Breaks Up With 60 Minutes

JD Vance has a message for voters ahead of the midterms: give Republicans another chance and another couple of years.

Jim and Nick listen to Vance make the case, ask what exactly he thinks deserves a second chance, and work through the very strange comedy ecosystem developing around the vice president, from campaign-rally awkwardness to his apparently permanent inability to escape couch jokes.

There is also a brand-new "Roast JD Vance" theme song, because apparently this is a real job.

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CHAPTERS

00:00 JD Vance Parkour 00:21 Vance Asks for Another Chance 01:18 The Real JD Vance Clip 02:19 Introducing Roast JD Vance 03:01 AI Rewrites Vance's Speech 04:47 Another AI JD Vance Parody 06:51 Vance Hits the Campaign Trail 07:21 The Sparse Rally Crowd 07:42 The "Fart Left" Moment 08:50 Fox News Moves On 09:16 Vance and the Charisma Question 10:01 Top Five Things Vance Could Do With Two More Years 11:58 Dangerous Call of the Day